Chapter 9

Disclaimer: And yet, We still repeat ourselves with this shit.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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Iuka was browsing around the Turkey aisle, he would pick up a Turkey and study it. . .It seemed none of the Turkeys were good enough for him though.

Kakashi rubbed his belly "Yummy Turkey." He smiled while licking his lips.

"Stop that." Iruka snapped as he picked up another Turkey, this time he threw the Turkey at his lover's belly "FEED YOUR WOVLES!"

"I bet you anything my kid will be born with wolf ears."

"Kakashi I know that you weren't taught much about children, but you can't have a baby with animal ears."

"Yes I can , and my baby will be more popular than yours."

"Well I'm going to have a normal baby girl."

"Well I'm going to have a model son."

"Fine!"

"Yeah fine!"

And thus the War of The Babies began.

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Naruto let out a small sigh as he watched Jin throw Timothy up and down while giggling. It was a sad sight. Jin was a grown man and Naruto was stuck babysitting him. The blonde fox felt a small nibble at his toe, he looked down to see a bunny. Mr. Nibbles.

Naruto let out another sigh, he picked up the bunny and threw it at Jin. The bunny hit the samurai in the head as it let out a small scream.

"Naruto, Why? Why did you have to throw me?" The bunny asked with big eyes as he looked over to the ninja.

"Because you are a bitch."

Jin looked over to Naruto "So are you."

"Shut-up, emo."

"I never knew my parent!" Jin began to cry

"What the hell do you mean?"

"I. sob…never…sniff…knew my…sob…FATHER!"

" There , there it's ok." Mumbled Naruto as he patted Jin on the shoulder. "What about your mom?"

"My mom was a…man."

"Oh. Well that explains some things." Just then an idea hit Naruto. Jin was an orphan. Naruto wanted a child. Sasuke said that they could only adopt.

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Neji walked out of the church with a smile on his face. He had just become a priest. It was now up to him to rid the world of al things evil: George W. Bush, gay people, and of coarse Hinata.

He grabbed a cross, a bible, and some holy water and set off to do the work of God.

It was then that Shino walked up beside him, looking at the bible and holy water stupidly "Dude, What the hellz is that for?" He asked with an eyebrow raised.

"I'm working for god!" Replied Neji happily as he looked down at the book "Great isn't it?"

"Sure. . . .You know that chick?" Shino pointed over to Hinata who was masturbating in public again.

Neji broke down in tears and ran away.

"Word."

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"Happy Thanksgiving everyone!" Cheered Iruka happily as he clapped his hands together and looked around at all his guests. Half of the people he didn't know and the other half were his old students. . . And his boyfriend.

Naruto thrust up his cup full of cranberry juice in the air with a big grin "Cheers!" He shouted, the rest of the group shouted together in reply.

People began to help themselves to the food, because Iruka really did cook quit a feast.

The only problem about have the celebration was that . . . Iruka and Kakashi lived in an apartment . . . And there were a lot of damn people.

Naruto, Sasuke, Shino, Neji, Gaara. Lee, Kiba, Shikamaru, Hinata, Sakura, Ino, Kakashi, Jin, Itachi, Kisame, Haku, Zabuza, Lil' Slugger Miroku, and Sango.

People began to eat and talk amongst themselves, joking and laughing . . .And killing. Yes. It was a happy thanksgiving indeed.

Iruka then stood up and cleared his throat for attention "Excuse me everyone, I have an announcement."

Everyone stopped talking and looked over to Iruka stupidly.

"My baby is better then Kakashi's."

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!"

Iruka smiled over to Kakashi's outburst "Yes I did."

Naruto stood up and clapped "You are having a baby! Congratulations!"

Everyone else joined the clapping and they all cheered. Iruka blushed, flattered.

Kakashi frown "I'm having a baby too!" He yelled standing up.

"YAY!" Everyone cheered.

Then all of a sudden Iruka jumped on Kakashi, beating his stomach with the rest of the turkey.

"How does your baby like that? HOW ARE THOSE WOLVES?" Iruka screamed at Kakashi.

Kakashi began beating the younger teacher back; he had pulled out a bat from his back pocket.

Neji pulled out his holy water and began flicking it on the two men "LET GOD BE WITH YOU!" He yelled.

"I don't mean to intrude but I don't think hitting the babies is a good idea." Said Miroku as he held his baby.

All of the guests tried to do something that would help so they just got up and left. Except for Naruto, Sasuke, and their newly adopted child Jin.

"What a bunch of retards." Jin muttered as he fed Timothy with a baby spoon.

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Ko-Toni- I love Jin.

Kamakazikoala- He's a little retard emo.