And I'm on Writer's Block, but that's okay!
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Reno sighed, "Of course we know you're here, yo." he said. "But we just wanted to see how much
we could annoy you, before you scream. Right, Rude?" he asked. Rude shook his head 'no', and
answered his cell phone. "Hey, we gotta go, Reno." he said. "Damnit!" Reno answered. "Well, we'll
see you later, and Cloud, don't do anything dirty, we are ALL going to be watching you lately.
Especially Tifa and Yuffie. They want to make sure that you haven't gone gay-(author:
Nope..Cloudo hasn't gone gay..bisexual maybe. Just not completely gay. He'll end up with either
Tifa or Yuffie...Sorry for all you Cloud/Athrun people that have read this..) Cloud interrupted Reno.
"No, I have not gone gay. Now go before Rufus fires you both, got it?" "Ooh, so the delivery guy
get's angry sometimes.. And we all thought you've gone soft after you fought Sephiroth. Oh, doesn't
matter, we'll be leaving now." Reno retorted smugly as he dragged Rude out of the room. Tifa
sighed, "I'll just forget the fact that you were in the same bed as him, and I know that it was your
original bed to begin with, but obviously, who gets into the same bed with a stranger that you barely
know anything about?" By now Tifa was talking like a mother and Cloud stopped listening. He just
nodded politely and he didn't notice that Tifa asked him if he liked Yuffie better then her. "WHAT!
The truth comes out doesn't it! THAT MEANS YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH HER!"
Tifa stormed out and Marlene came walking in, "Cloud..what have you said to Tifa to make her so
angry?" Cid answered for Cloud, "This isn't anything you should be hearing, it's adult stuff. Go play
with, Denzel, okay?" he pushed her out of the room and closed the door. "Thanks, Cid." Cloud said.
"Don't mention it. The worst thing ever is having a little kid hate your guts you know." Cloud nodded.
"How come Athrun hasn't waken up yet? That girl, Tifa..if that's her name can yell, does that mean
you murdered him?" Dearka asked. "Or does that just mean that Athrun can sleep like a log.."
Cloud's cell phone rang, and Athrun woke up to that. "Good morning!" he said. Rey was annoyed,
"What the hell? You wake up to a little cell phone ringtone, and you don't wake up to yelling. Wow!
You're some messed up idiot, aren't you!" "Rey, I have a few words for you, and that's it. Rey,
Calm. Your. Ass. Down." Dearka said. "Shut up, you idiot. What the hell can I say! Is it my fault that
you tried to rape me! So you have no say in this!" Athrun's eyes widened, "You tried to rape
him!" he asked loudly. Dearka didn't answer. "Okay..I don't want to hear any of this crap. I'll just go
back to sleep now..." Rey picked up Athrun by his collar, "No. You will not go back to sleep. If you
do, I'll call Cagalli." he said. Athrun's eyes widened once again, "N-no! Not Cagalli!" "Then, let's get
off this subject and have some breakfast!" Cid said before anything else would arise.
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-At the PLANTS-
Cagalli invited Miriallia and Lunamaria over for a sleepover since the boys wouldn't be home.
"This is going to soo fun!" Miriallia said happily. "Obviously, since the boys aren't here..we can watch chick flicks, do makeovers, and go out clubbing, and find some decently hot guys!" Lunamaria exclamed. Cagalli laughed, "This is going to be so fun, we might hae to go shopping too!" Lunamaria and Miriallia whispered something into each other's ears. They both nodded and said, "Cagalli, you're going to wear a miniskirt for clubbing." Cagalli was surprised, "NO WAY! I am NOT wearing a MINISKIRT!"
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-At the Arcade-
Shiho was schooling Yzak and DDR, and even though she was, he was still very good at it. She was just less rhythm deaf. "Yzak, are you having fun?" she asked with a smile. "Sure." he said returning the smile. He was never really known to smile when losing, but he must have known that playing DDR against Shiho was quite a bad idea. After they played DDR, they played Time Crisis 3, and Yzak was definitely a better shooter then she was.
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-To the kitchen where breakfast is served in the Strife House!-
The seating arrangement was, Cid, Yuffie, Tifa, Denzel, Cloud, Rey, Dearka, Athrun, and Marlene.
The breakfast consisted of, eggs, bacon, pancakes, and hash browns. "Well? What are you all waiting for! I say dig in!" Tifa said. "It's my cooking, so I know it's not poisoned or anything, okay? Now..if Cloud was cooking, it probably would be, but I'm not saying how so. Most likely poisoned by being burnt as the core of this Earth." she added. By Now, Cloud was definitely abashed, because now everyone knew he couldn't cook. He had to cover it up somehow. "Well, the reason I can't cook is because, I'm always delivering stuff, that's why!" he said. "What? Athrun's never home and he knows how to cook. And Rey's always with Lunamaria so that means he's never home, and he knows how to cook." Dearka said. "Now for me, honestly..I've never touched the stove once in my entire life. It's always been the microwave, or a toaster..Which means, I've never tried to deny the fact that I can't cook to save my life." he finished.
Cloud sighed, 'The foreigners always find a loophole to make sure I'M the one humiliated, damnit..I feel so loved.' he thought. So they dug into breakfast, and didn't know what events would come up for them next. 'Ring!' The phone rang and Tifa went to answer it. "Strife's delivery service! We'll deliver anything as soon as you need it!" she said happily into the phone. "Oh, Hi Kadaj!" she said. "Oh, you want us to meet you out in Healin, alright then!" she hung up the phone and went back to the table, "Kadaj, wants to meet you guys in Healin, and he wants everyone to be there. Except for Reno and Rude, and Rufus." she said. "Then, let's go to Healin."
THAT'S THE END OF CHAPPEH 5!
Yes, I realize that Kadaj and his gang are supposed to be evil, but..no they will not be evil in this fanfiction.
Until the next update folks!
Cloud: What? You just cut it off without some behind the scenes?
Kame-Chan: Of course! I can do that!
Reno: No, yo!
Chibi Cloudo: Pweasee.
Kame-Chan: ..I'm sorry.
Chibi Cloudo: cute