Okay guys. This is my first humor story...ever... Do not be rough on me if you think it's stupid...cause well it's supposed to be stupid. It's not supposed to make sense. It has me in it! Well sometimes... I can put you guys in it to. I dunno. You choose. Okays...so...I'm gonna write now and then go...eat...pancakes...

PANCAKES R THE ALMIGHTY THING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER!

Also good for hangovers I hear?

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WHAT THIS FREAKY STORY IS ABOUT?

(me) Yes tell us!

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN DA EVIL DUDE SLADE GUY STEALS THE GEM ON RAVEN'S HEAD!

HOW DO THE TITANS GET IT BACK?

WHAT HAPPENS TO RAVEN?

WILL THE PANCAKES EVER GET THEIR MUFFINS BACK?

Chappie One: To do, or not to do

It was just one of those cheery days again. The days where the happy music plays as the Titans Tower fills the screen. The sun is all happy-happy looking and the sky is moving. It's just dancing with the music you know. Like all skys do! Didn't you know that?

Raven was watching Tv, Robin was reading something, Cyborg was cookin, and Beastboy was helping. Starfire was with Robin just to let you know.

"Robin, may I ask you of what you are looking at?" she asked him.

Robin stared at her. They sat there like that for a moment.

"No," Robin said simpley then went back to looking at whatever he was holding.

He giggled like a girly girl just then. Starfire bit her lip.

"My curiosity has just killed the cat! Please may I see?" she asked.

"No,"

Starfire paused as Robin glanced at her, then huddled back up in his reading.

"Look Robin! A flying glorb glorb!" Starfire exclaimed.

"Oh my god! Where?" Robin exclaimed.

"Yoink!" Starfire yelled plucking the papers out of his hands.

"No!" Robin yelled.

Starfire stuck out her tounge and looked at the papers.

"Robin...is this Slade?"

"...Yes..."

"What is he holding?"

Meanwhile! (ADD YOUR OWN FANTASTIC MUSIC HERE!)

"I say we have tofu!"

"You always say tofu! Tofu this and tofu that! It's your answer for everything!"

"Tofu is the miracle of life!"

"Tofu is not even real stuff! It's soy and crap like that!"

"TOFU RULES ALL!"

"Tofu is fake meat! I don't eat fake meat!"

Just then Raven screamed and ran in. The scream drew Starfire and Robin's attention and they hurried into the room.

"Titans, did we run out of milk again?" Robin asked suddenly drawing out his bird-a-rang.

"No it's not that! Look!" Raven exclaimed pointing to her head.

All of the Titans gasped and the little pancake on the counter did a dance.

"Your gem! It's gone!" Cyborg exclaimed.

"I know! While you all were talking, Slade jumped from the window, called me a fat chick, then stole my gem!"

Just then the doorbell to the tower rang. They eyed it suspiciously and the little pancake on the counter stopped dancing. The doors flew open to reaveal none other than me!

"I have arrived Titans!" I screamed.

"Emma, you're not supposed to be here until chapter two," Beast boy said.

"Oh...right..."

And with that I grabbed the little dancing pancake who was no longer dancing and left.

They all turned back to Raven, and screamed. She stood there looking like Paris Hilton.

"I can't look!" Robin exclaimed, "That fashion is so uncordinated!"

"I can't believe this!" Beast Boy screamed sheilding his eyes.

"That's hott," Cyborg drooled his eyes buldging out of his head.

"Cyborg put your eyes back in your head. Guys, we have to get my gem back or I'll be Paris Hilton forever!" Raven shouted pink lipstick appearing on her mouth.

"I can live with that," Cyborg mumbled.

"We have to help Raven!" Robin yelled, "We're a team! But I'm the leader cause I rock!"

Just then the door burst open and you'll never guess who stood there...

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So was that stupid or what? Yeah, I thought so to. Well that's okay. So anybody who wants to guest star in a chappie is totally allowed. More preverted stuff coming up.

-Emma