Okay guys so I gotta go in order. Don't worry, like, all of you will be guest staring! NO WORRIES PEOPLE DON'T SWEAT! Sweating is good for you! cough I don't know what came over me right then!
Hmm...A lot of people want to guest star with Slade. This could pose as a problem...or could it...tehe...evil ideas I am having, eh?
OKAY TO THE STORY NOW FOOLS!
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The Titans walked through the grocery store with the pancake in a little shopping cart.
"I wanna lollypop!" the pancake yelled reaching his hands out towards the candy isle.
"No! Bad cake of the pans! Keep your hands inside of the cart for shopping!" Starfire yelled whopping the pancake on the head.
The pancake began to cry and sing sad Mexican songs at the top of it's voice. Beast Boy glared at Starfire and pouted. Just then there was a loud screatching sound as the doors to the grocery store opened wide! A blue car drove in quickly and rammed into the potato stand.
"My potatos!" a local farmer screamed. Then he grabbed onto a potato and ate it.
The Titans stood in awe as the car door opened slowly revealing smoke pouring out from inside. A girl who looked oddly like Terra, except she had blue hair and red streaks on her face for no apparent reason. She smiled when she saw the Titans.
"TITANS! I HAVE ARRIVED!" she screamed.
The Titans looked at her in confusion. The girl cocked her head and laughed at them.
"I'm here to drive you!" she exclaimed pointing to the car. She walked over to Robin ," You can sit in the front seat with me,"
she replied happily.
Starfire, with fire in her eyes, walked over to the girl. "What is your name blue haired girl?" she asked quickly.
"My names Leilanisangel!" the girl exclaimed.
Beast Boy gasped and ran over to her and then wrapped her in a giant bear hug...literally.
"Lelian! It's you! It's really you! I thought the tooth fairy wasn't real and that they just lied to me but it's you!" He exclaimed.
"What the heck are you talking about?" Lelian asked pulling Beast Boy off of her.
Beast Boy just stared at her in awe.
"Okay everybody, get in the car," Lelian ordered.
"Yes, mom," the Titans groaned.
The pancake shook his head in confusion. Then he quickly stole a lolly pop and jumped in the car. When the Titans and the pancake and Lelian were all buckeled in, SAFETY FIRST PEOPLE SAVE A LIFE, alarms went off suddenly.
"YOU HAVE STOLEN A LOLLY POP YOU BAD LITTLE PANCAKE. NOW SUFFER THE FATE YOU HAVE BESTOWED UPON YOURSELF. DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!" the announcer yelled, lazers coming out of the watermelons that were hung on the walls.
"I told you not to take a lolly pop," Starfire sighed, the pancake hiding his face in shame. Or...his pancake flat part...pancakes don't have a face so he just hide something...
"Okay people we gotta get the fuzzlewich out of here!" Lelian yelled as fast as she could.
She kicked the car into gear and it reared to life.
"HANG ONTO YOUR DEAR LIFE KIDDIES," Cyborg yelled.
Beast Boy stared at Lelian in awe. "I'll do anything you do tooth fairy," he said happily.
"I'm not the toothfairy!" Lelian yelled at him.
"I don't believe it!" Beast Boy yelled at her.
The watermelons hung to the ceiling came off and started following the car. Quickly Lelian jerked the car to the side in an odd motion and Robin fell onto her. Lelian gasped and hugged him, letting go of the wheel.
"I knew you'd come around Robin! And mom said boys don't fall into girl's laps!" she gasped, "Robin! What does this mean?" she exclaimed.
Starfire, who would have been angry if she hadn't been making out with the pancake who was suddenly turning her on, gasped and sat up.
"A sudden gap in the road is going to- AHHHHH"
She was cut off as the car fell down a cliff. Robin glared at her. "Starfire, why can't you speak in normal sentences?" he asked.
Starfire stuck up her nose and grabbed the pancake.
"Pancake! Save me!" she yelled.
The pancake stared at her and laughed. Then it ate her nose. Apparently Starfire was made of gingerbread. Cyborg smiled greedily.
"Starfire..." he muttered.
"No Cyborg, you may not devour my delicious tasting skin," Starfire exclaimed.
"Hey, how come we're not falling?" Leilan asked, feeling forgotten.
"We're on the ground! Lelian you're so smart!" Beast Boy said clapping his hands together.
"How are we- oh never mind," Raven said, saying her first words in this whole chapter! We're so proud of you Raven!
"Okay, so now we travel on foot," Robin said standing up after getting out of the car, "Hey? Where's Leilan?"
They saw Leilan walking in the distance and with a cloud of dust she was gone.
"Well that was very Kodack moment," Raven said, saying her second words in the whole chapter! We're proud of you Raven old pal!
"TOOTHFAIRY! TAKE ME WITH YOU!" Beast Boy cried, and then began sobbing as a penguin.
Everyone gasped as Raven's hair turned even blonder.
"Okay everybody, we have to find the muffin before all hell breaks loose," Robin said a tear dripping from his eye. He missed Leilan.
"ROBIN MADE A SWEAR!" The pancake exclaimed then he slapped Robin across the face.
They all stared at the Pancake, who began dancing, and started off once again to find the lovable cuddable muffin.
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Hmm...long chappie. Next chappie, all you Slade people come into play! Also Agent Hyper will come in. Don't worry Leilanisangel, you'll be back! I hope you liked your character... If not well...I guess that's okay to. BYE NOW FOLKS.
Pancake: DON'T DO DRUGS.
me: That's right. You tell em' pancake.
