Xaiolin showdown know your stars

chap 3 clay bailey

kysguy: clay bailey my only son

clay: what are you talking about i aint your son my fathers texan

kysguy: ok ok clay bailey my only daughter

clay: im a guy how can i be your daughter

kysguy: you got a sex change to a girl yesterday but didnt want to talk about it but thats okay daughter

omi: argggggghhhhhhhhh squirells

clay: hes been doing that for over two chapters now yould think the squirells would have figured out he doesnt have any and i didnt have a sex change

kysguy: dont be like that i even got you a nice prom dress

clay: when did you have your brain removed seems pretty recent since you can still talk

kysguy: oh come on your boyfriends already here and hes about to leave so you better be quick

omi: leave me alone raimundo has the nuts

squirells: stopped is this true?

omi: oh yes he just told you i had them so you would chase me

squirells: get raimundo

rai: argggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kimiko has them

squirells: is this true?

rai: of course why do you think she hasnt been mentioned in this chapter yet

squirells: get kimiko

kimiko: arrrrrggggggh

omi: drops the nuts uh oh

squirells: get omi again

Omi: aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

clay: like raimundo im not gay ive already had a girlfriend

kysguy: of course not your a girl so if youve had a girlfriend that means your a lesbian

clay: lets settle this right now with melee combat

kysguy: but i cant hit a girl its not right

clay: thats true but im not a girl

kysguy: if you dont put it on i'll call grandma lily

clay: ok ok i'll put it on just dont call grandma lily please

kysguy: do you admit to being a girl

clay: yes and the sex change just dont call... wait a minute how can you be my father and she be my grandma

kysguy: uh lily can you come here your grandsons being annoying

clay: arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh

kimiko (can be seen punching rai to apulp for saying she had the nuts)

hmmmmm i think i was a bit mean to clay oh well kys guys character will be revealed in two chapters put in reviews who you think it should be because i cant decide so im leaving it up to you (final decision is still up to me)

tommorow kimiko again like before it was deleted