xaiolin showdown know your stars

chap 5 kys guy's identity

last time omi is chased by squirells

clay is chased by grandma lily

rai is chased by kimiko

kimiko is chased by no one

Rai: hey wait a minute why are we running were xiaolin monks we can take them if we dont well never get our revenge

Omi: hes right tsunami strike water (omi knocked over the sqirells)

Clay: but i cant hit my grandma shes a girl and shes old

Rai: and now that i think about it kimiko will smash me if i hit her

Kimiko: too true

Omi: fine lets just go get kysguy

x-monks: charge get kysguy

Rai: where is he ?

Kimiko: hey lets wish in that wishing well for a sign (flips in a coin) give us a sign (clay suddenly notices a door with a sign that says kysguy's secret hideout that cannot be discouvered by xaiolin monks)

clay: we could try that door with that sign that says kysguy's secret hideout that cannot be discovered by xaiolin monks

Rai: didnt you read what it says we should try the door that says kysguy's really secret hideout

omi: i dont care i just want REVENGE (temp rises to rival kimiko)

Kimiko: ok thats not very omi like but who cares

Kysguy: go away

Omi: make us

Kysguy: alright lets play a game you make up stuff about me and if your right ill tell you and then make up stuff about you if you can guess who i am ill come out but you only get 50 trys

OMI: ill start kysguy his head is as hairy as his feet

kysguy: its hard to say after all i have a bald going blonde patch omi "insert last name here" he chews on dojo in his sleep

Omi: do i?

clay: my go kys guy he doesnt have a life besides annoying us

kysguy: sure i do i have tv computer games and most importantly food clay bailey he's exactly like my friends slow stupid could use some weight loss and is really smelly

clay: theres others like me that makes me feel so much better hey wait a minute

kimiko: kysguy he has a temper to match mine

kysguy: if you had asked me that last year i might have said yes but recently ive been taking therapy from from my good imaginery friends bob1 bob2 bob3 and bobita kimiko tohomiko has had to get liposuction 3 times already cause she got so fat

sun: oh i thought it was okay to come back but the heats increased even more

rai: kysguy his extremely expensive dinner is out laden with all the best foods out there is here getting cold and it looks so good i might just take a bite

kysguy: stay away from it (the door opened revealin...)

monks: omis huge ego

omi: i do not have a huge ego

monks&ohe: yes you do

ohe: wheres my dinner?

rai: i tricked you

ohe: how did this happen im supposed to be writing this

rai: wait if your writing this why did you let us find you

dojo: hey ohe thanks for taking over for me heres that dinner for you wait a minute you werent supposed to do the monks until i got back so i could watch and youve already got them

kimiko: dojo do you know anything about this

dojo: oh yes i hired him for a huge dinner oops did i just say that

omi: dojo... do i actually chew on you when i sleep?

dojo: yes you do and i bite you back for it thats why you wake up with bites on your leg

x-monks: get them

d&ohe: ahhhh

so thats that this is the first story ive ever finished the sequel will be released somewhere around christmas. it will awnser all important questions like the fate of me and dojo and will i ever get jak spicer katnappe wuya tubbimora master fung etc etc and what about my dinner wheres my dinner