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"…one hundred and sixty two…one hundred and sixty three…one hundred and sixty four…" Faith said as she did pull ups on a poll with Kendra clinging onto her legs "…you alright sugar? One hundred and sixty five…"
"Just peachy" Kendra said "Why can't Buffy do this?"
"Cause B…one hundred and sixty six…is out…one hundred and sixty seven" Faith said.
"Hey guys" Willow said as she came into the exercise room.
"Hey…one hundred and sixty eight…Red" Faith grunted.
"So how much did we score?" Kendra asked.
"Oh about quarter of a million" Willow said with a grin.
"Cool…one hundred and sixty nine" Faith said.
"So the Hell god is happy?" Kendra asked.
"Oh very happy" Willow said.
"Good…one hundred and seventy, okay sugar you can let go now" Faith said, then Kendra let go and landed on her feet, she stepped aside for Faith to land.
"I just wished I'd seen that curator face when he realised we swooped the real thing with a phoney, you know I asked him about it and he was so rude" Willow scowled at the memory.
"Totally" Kendra said then asked "Is there another job?"
"Not at the mo but you guys need a vacation" Willow said.
"Nah Red, we girls like the whole danger scene gives us an uh!" Faith said with a cheer.
"Can you stop that" Willow shuddered "I just can't but get wacky images about you and the uh"
"I can't get help if I love the whole sex scene" Faith said openly "I like to express myself"
"Did anyone get a wacky imagery?" Willow said.
"You betcha" Kendra said, matching Willows face.
"Okay you guys go and imagine me and a dude doing doggy style and I'll go and have a shower" Faith said waving it away as if it was nothing.
"Sometimes I think she's taking the whole canine genes a little too seriously" Kendra said after Faith closed the door behind her.
"Same here" Willow said "So what are you going to do with your share?"
"Donate some to Cancer research" Kendra said "And then pay off the bills for the Bronze, some of the damages that Spike makes is costing me a fortune"
"How is he doing with the break up with Drusilla?" Willow asked.
"Oh being my bouncer he taking it out on the drunks and my furniture" Kendra said "And I was really hoping I didn't need another job to fix the damages"
"Fire him" Willow said.
"I can't" Kendra said "It's pitiful"
"No you have the hots for him" Willow said.
"Okay I do, any girl can see he's a hottie but still I can't" Kendra said "He's my best bouncer"
"True" Willow agreed "He's nice too. What dose Lorne think you should do?"
"Give him a little guidance and maybe steer him towards Faith direction" Kendra said "Maybe a little sex would cheer him up"
Willow didn't know if she should blush or laugh at that so she did both right at the moment that Buffy came in for some training.
"What are you laughing about?" Buffy asked.
"Oh something that Lorne said Spike should do" Willow sighed.
"Uh-huh" Buffy said slowly, Buffy didn't really like Spike the way he'd leer at her it just gave her the creeps.
"So Buffy any plans for this evening?" Kendra asked.
"Nope" Buffy said
After twenty years of living with Buffy Kendra didn't look convince even, Willow didn't look convinced, they couldn't help but notice the glow around their friend, their sister. "What happened?" Kendra asked sweetly.
"Okay, you caught me. I met a guy" Buffy said.
"Tell" Willow and Kendra said in unison.
"I bumped into him, well he actually landed on me" Buffy then added at their looks "After he saved me from a lorry"
"Oh how sweet" Willow said.
"What happened for the meeting to happen?" Kendra asked, concerned for her sibling.
"My heel got stuck in a man hole, I couldn't get it out and the lorry was coming, I didn't see it but he saw, pushed me out of the way and well that's how he landed on me" Buffy explained.
"What's he like?" Willow asked eagerly.
"A complete charmer, all the way gentleman and a total hottie too" Buffy smiled happily "Perfect combination for guy"
"I'd say you've tripped" Gunn said to Liam. They were both at the police station, in there own office and suppose to be working but Angel couldn't help but give his friend the good news.
"Yeah yeah" Liam said with wry grin.
"What's the beauty's name?" Gunn smiled.
"Buffy" Angelus said.
"Buffy? Odd name" Gunn said.
"What? and Gunn isn't?" Angelus said "Buffy's her nick name, her full name is Elizabeth Giles"
"Giles? Isn't that Pryce's old friend, as in the Ripper case Giles?" Gunn asked.
"Could be just a coincidence" Angelus said.
"Wesley is going to flip if he finds out your dating the daughter of a thief" Gunn said then added "That is if daddy is a thief, the Ripper was extremely elusive when being caught with the evidence or anything"
"Well as long as she doesn't follow in his footsteps then my badge is safe" Angelus said.
"Want me to do a background check on her?" Gunn asked.
"No, I don't want to mess with her privacy" Angelus said "I have a few secrets of my own and I wouldn't want her to know"
"Angelus you are a secret" Gunn said "No matter how long I've known you've you seem to be a deeper hole. So what did you tell your lady friend friend when you met dear Buffy?"
"I told her that I found someone and that I was very sorry" Angelus said "Cause then Darla got involved"
"Oh Liam" Gunn moaned in exasperation.
"What?" Angel said.
"Darla isn't a bitch to mess around with, especially if you do that to her pack" Gunn said.
"Yeah I know" Angel said with a shrug.
"From what I heard I wouldn't be surprised if she was actually a bitch" Gunn said "Cordy says that Darla only goes for the guys that has the CBR"
"huh?" Angel asked very puzzled.
"Cash, Body, Ride" Gunn said "Usually the cash and follows it like a dog"
"Guess I got out quick then" Angel said.
"No shit" Gunn agreed "So were are you and Buffy going?"
"We're going to grab some coffee and go to the movies" Angel said "Oh course if the movies open, you never know with this mini depression"
"Too true" Gunn said "after the movies"
"Well we're going to see from there" Angel said.
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