Lovely Mutations

Author's Notes: Hello all! Let me start off by saying that just because I am a fourteen-year-old highschooler doesn't mean I can't like X-Men! I think its quite interesting and hopefully you'll like the crossover between Kingdom Hearts and X-Men, and well, if you don't, don't read I guess.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or X-Men, nor any of their characters.

Warnings: Story is rated M because of boy/boy love, lots of swearing, and adult situations such as (very) heavy flirting, hot sex, and extreme make out sessions… but not for a while because we have to deal with bitchy Riku! But that just makes him sexier.

More Semi-Important Author's Notes: If you know nothing about X-Men, I daresay you don't read this, as there will be mentions of X-Men characters, but I'll try to make them vague so you can attempt to understand. Also, most of this story will take place in Sora's POV, but sometimes it'll be Riku and sometimes Selphie, and maybe Kairi, don't know yet.

Author's Notes That Are Only Important If You Care About Their Powers:

Sora: Can, when focusing, blow things up using his mind. Xavier lovingly calls it "Particle Manipulation". What happens is he speeds up its molecules so it moves so fast that it blows up. Eventually he won't be able to control himself when angered. Also slightly telekinetic, allowing him to move objects, which, when combined with Particle Manipulation, can literally allow him to "throw" objects and make them combust on impact like a bomb.

Riku: Similar to Storm, but he can't create lightning. He can create rain and wind though. Very strangely, his eyes glow white when he uses his powers, which is also too similar to Storm.

Tidus: Can breathe underwater for as long as he wants by absorbing the oxygen in the water without having to open his mouth.

Selphie: Can Astral Project, sending her spirit to another place, while her original body goes temporarily into a coma.

Yuffie: Has an abnormal amount of strength.

Kairi: Can take on the appearance of anybody, including animals.

That's all you need to know! On with the story!


Chapter One – Of Combustion and Lifting

I don't know what's happening to me…

A few days ago, I woke up, seeing everything in my room floating in the air… and yesterday… I got pissed at my mother and the window broke into pieces… luckily my mother wasn't in the room, but I still had to make up a retarded excuse.

I talked to Kairi about it, and she says things have been happening to her too. Apparently, when she was playing with her cat, she "transformed" into a copy of it, how bizarre!

I just don't understand it… I mean, I've heard of things like this before, but I thought they were just rumors. When you hear something about some person being able to lift airplanes or change the weather at will, its not too believable. But now… maybe those rumors are true…?

Either way, why is it happening to us? It's not like we've ever done anything wrong… well except for the time Kairi and I doctored up pictures of our English teacher Mr. Yoko and made him look like a transvestite, then put them up all over the school walls… got a week of detention. But so what? It was just a prank; we never killed anyone or anything, so why should we be the freaks?

Anyway, I really hope nobody ever finds out…

Riku/Sora/Riku/Sora/Riku/Sora/Riku

BEEP BEEP BEEP

"Fuck!" he screamed, only to see that alarm clock fly across the room and smash into the wall.

"Not again…"

It had been at least a week since the window incident, and Sora had hoped that these "events" were over, at least for him… Kairi still had shit going on with her, but Sora thought they wouldn't happen again. Apparently he was wrong.

Either way, he had to go to school, and talk to Kairi about this some more. At that moment, she came through his door.

"C'mon sleepyhead, get up!"

Kairi, Sora's best friend. He could always count on her waking him up if his alarm clock didn't. But right now, he wanted to talk about the alarm clock.

"Ergh, it happened again Kai…" he pointed at the now dead alarm clock, and Kairi nodded with sympathy.

"Yeah, me too, I turned into my mother this morning when I heard her calling my name… its so strange, I mean, what's wrong with us?"

He sighed and shook his head to say "no idea."

"Well, we can talk on the way to Destiny High, first you need to get ready." With that, Kairi left the room. Sora showered and dressed, then met Kairi outside on the sidewalk.

As they began to walk, both fifteen-year-olds noticed a helicopter fly overhead, not something that one usually saw around Destiny Islands.

"I wonder who was in that…"

"No idea…"

The two talked about the possibilities until they walked inside Destiny High.

"Anyway, I really hope Irvine and his cronies leave me alone today, it seems like this shit is triggered when I'm pissed." Sora said, a bit worried about what would happen.

With a sigh, Kairi replied, "Then don't look at your locker…" pulling out some tissues and wiping at the metal door.

Sora, having no will power to resist, turned, eyes turning into a glare. Scrawled across his locker was the word "fag."

"Damnit Sora, I told you not to look… try to stay calm."

"I can't." He said flatly, and with that, the locker door flew off its hinges.

"Shit Sora! You're lucky there was no one around! Please try to stay calm from now on, I don't want scientists to come and dissect you…"

He snorted and grabbed Kairi's hand, running to class.

Riku/Sora/Riku/Sora/Riku/Sora/Riku

Lunch came around, and Sora, having only one friend, sat with Kairi as usual.

"So how was the only period without me today?" Kairi asked before biting into her pizza.

"It was okay, we played blitzball, and you know that's my favorite sport." Kairi nodded, but soon after rolled her eyes when Irvine came and sat down next to her.

"Hey queerbag, did you like your greeting this morning?"

"Oh yeah asshole, best part of my whole day."

"Oooh, guess someone forgot their anti-bitch pills this morning…"

"Yeah, because they're stuck up you're a…" Kairi cut him off before he could finish.

"Irvine, why can't you just leave Sora alone, he's never done anything to you…"

"Because he's a fag, and I hate fags. Me however, I'm straight as a plank… care for a romp in the locker room?"

"Eww, you nasty pervert, fuck off!"

Irvine held up his hands and stood. "Fine, fine, don't get your panties in a twist."

"Well, glad to see you kept your temper in check."

"It wasn't easy, believe me."

Kairi grinned and continued to eat her lunch.

Sora just watched, he never ate lunch, or breakfast. Actually, ever since these strange things started happening, he didn't feel very hungry much anymore.

CRASH

Everyone heard and saw it, the window being smashed in, followed by most of the girls shrieking. A blue… woman jumped through the window, followed by a man with greenish skin and a long tongue.

The blue woman just stood there, yellow eyes searching around the room until they landed on Sora and Kairi.

"Them." She said in a haunting voice, the strange toad-like man hopping at them. His tongue immediately caught Sora's arm, but he easily got out of the hold. He turned, only to see the blue woman smacking Kairi across the face. The amber-haired girl's skin turned blue, just like the woman, and then she began to change into many different forms, too many to count. The blue woman looked surprised, and struck her again, knocking Kairi out. The toad thing yelled over to her.

"Oi, Mystique! I thought you were the only one with that power." She turned her cold yellow eyes to him and muttered, "So did I. Now, get the boy!"

Sora tried to run but was stopped by that tongue again. Immediately, the tongue blew up, pieces of it flying everywhere. He screamed, and Sora fell to the floor, feeling weakened. The last thing he saw before he passed out was a white-haired woman and a man with claws smash through the wall…


To be continued, RNR…