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One night, Inuyasha and his friends were looking for naraku. They looked in a cave because Kagome felt a strange aura coming from the cave. When they looked in, they found a wizard demon. Kagome sensed the jewel shard in the magician's staff. Inuyasha was in a bad mood because Shippo made fun of Inuyasha and Kikyo. Shippo had at LEAST 5 bumps on his head from it. Give us the stupid staff old man; I'm not in the mood for this. Don't make me blow your head off . Yeah, you shouldn't make Inuyasha mad today. He's pissed off because I made fun of him and k- Shut up! POW

WAHHHHHHHHHHH Inuyasha hit me! Whimper. Just give me the stinking jewel shard, and nobody gets hurt. Never! I worked hard to get this jewel shard, and I'm not giving it up for my life! Well, if that's the way you want to play it, then DIE! As Inuyasha used windscar on the magician, the magician yelled Die bastard! And used a counter spell with his staff. What? How does he have this power? I have heard of a half breed with remarkable power, but this is incredible! yah yah, I have remarkable power. Now will you quit jabbering and die? I'm getting tired of this. Fine, Ill quit talking. Windscar! Brisingr. A fiery attack flew out of his staff. Sit! Kagome yelled. The fire attack flew right over where Inuyasha was sprawled out on the ground. Being protected bye a Human girl? That's sad. Evan a half demon should need that protection. Perhaps you should think about giving up. My staff can feel that you have the jewel shards on you, girl. Why does a human need them? Give them to me, and I shall spare you and everyone your with. All except the half breed of course. Half breeds don't deserve to walk this planet. Well, that's a hard decision… hmm… If you give him the jewel shards, ill cut out your liver, and feed it to- Inuyasha! There are kids here! Oh, sorry, ill cut out shippo's liver to.

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