Note: I was VERY bored when I wrote this and it is my first fan fic so that is why it is so terrible
Ch.1: Punching Jack Ryan is Fun
Brightling:Hi, I'm Dr. Brightling-
Clark:I thought you were in jail!
Brightling:You thought wrong! Anyway welcome to Tom Clancy Survivor, This millennium's contestants are:
Jack Ryan
John Clark a.k.a. John Kelly
Dimingo Chavez
Julio Vega a.k.a. Oso
Dimitry Popov
Sean Grady
The Archer
The Major
Misha Filitov
Robby Jackson
Alex Dobbens
Sean Miller
Bill Murray
Ed Foely
Alistair Stanley
And Jeffery Pelt
Brightling:Now why don't we go below deck where Jack and Clark are picking the tribes?
Clark:I get Vega
Jack:Filitov
Clark:Chavez
Jack:Pelt
Clark: I pick The Archer
Jack:Popov
Clark:I want the Major
Jack: Robby
Clark:Yo, Stanley, Get your butt over here!
Jack:Eddy
Clark:Sean G.
Jack:Billy
Clark:Sean M.
Jack:Brightling
Brightling:I'm not in this you REMF
Jack:Ohhhhh, okay I get Alex
Alex:What! That's it, I'm gonna kick you ass Jack!
Alex uns over and starts punching Jack
Alex:That's what you get for picking me last you REMF!
Brightling:Now Jack since you picked second you get to pick you island. You can choose: Island 1: A fertile island with many deer and other animals to provide food, as well as many fruit trees and several supplies of fresh water. Island 2: A tropical hellhole that is infested by hundreds of alligators and other tropical predators. Or Island 3: A mystery island!
Jack:Island number 3.
Brightling:Your island is just like Island number 2, a tropical Hellhole!
Jack:D'oh!
Clark:I'll take Island 1.