Things that will NEVER happen!
Chapter 2
Ah! Welcome back! Riku here to make you laugh so hard you shall die! AHAHAHA! Just joking! Today we have Sakura-Sama here today! How are you?
SS: I'm Fine Riku! Shall I introduce the first scene?
Yes!
SS: This is with Sesshy and Rin! This'll be good!
If Rin asked where babies came from…
"Sesshomaru Sama! Where do babies come from?" Rin asked. "Uhh….. um…. Jaken?" Sesshomaru looked at Jaken. "Nu uh! Like HELL I'm talking to that brat! I QUIT!" Jaken huffed. "Nooooo! Jaaaaaaaken! I um, I love you." Sesshomaru cried, clinging to Jaken. Jaken whacked Sesshomaru and ran away. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Sesshomaru. "So… where do babies come from" Rin asked. "From girls tummies. If their fat, they have a baby" Sesshomaru guessed. "Oh! Ok!" Suddenly a group of fat ladies walk by. "Hey! Look Sesshomaru! Their FAT! THEY HAVE BABIES!" cried Rin excitedly. Sesshomaru was then beaten to a pulp by the fat ladies and they ran away.
AHAHAHAHA! Sesshomaru! That was hilarious! Wouldn't you say Sakura?
SS: Yep! Just wait till ya see the next one
Yep! This one has Miroku and Sango in it!
If Miroku used his wind tunnel…
"WIND TUNNLE!" cried Miroku. "MIROKU! YOUR WIND TUNNLE!" cried Sango. The Samiyosho where flying at it. "WHAT?" and he looked into his wind tunnel. Bad Idea. "OH CRAP! CRAAAAAAP!" cried Miroku as he got sucked into his wind tunnel. "MIROKU! YOU BAKA! YOU DIED! NOOOOO!" cried Sango. She found a knife and killed herself.
Oh. Ok… random! Scary too! AHAHA! Next one! Do the honors Sakura!
SS: Ok! This one is with Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku and Sango! AHAHA! It's funny!
If Miroku and Inuyasha switched places…
"INUYASHA!" Sango screamed and slapped him. "My dear Sango, I apologize." Inuyasha said, snuggling Sango's hands. "God, your such a lecher! Damn it Kagome! FINISH MY RAMEN!" cried Miroku. "Miroku! SIT!" cried Kagome and Miroku went face first into the dirt. Kagome sighed. "Miroku, you're a jerk! I'm going home!" SLAP! Sango was fuming over a smiling Inuyasha. "Nice view from down here!" he said, earning him another slap. "Sango! I'm going home! Bye!" and Kagome started to leave. "KAGOME!" cried Miroku and he stood, standing in front of her. "Like HELL your going home!" "I need to do my tests!" she cried. "So?" "SIT!" Down went Miroku as Kagome ran away. Sango continued to beat Inuyasha until he said mercy.
Omg….. that was…. FUNNIE! AHAHA!
SS: I agree! Hilarious! Now Miroku know's what Inuyasha gose through!
Yep! Introduce the next scene!
SS: It has Naraku, Kaagura and Kanna in it! I guess this is the last one! OH! WAH!
Naraku smiled as he walked into a spa. "Ahhhh!" he said in a girly voice. "Hello Miss. Would you like to go into the female bath?" a clerk asked. "Um…. Yes please!" he said in his girly voice. He sat in the bath with Kanna, Kagura and 5 other girls. "Your all hot! I love you!" he cried and they all blushed and ran away. "WAAAAH! WHY MUST I LOSE MY LOVED ONES?" "Cause your so ugly" Kagura commented. "Yep! YOU SUCK NARAKU!" cried Kanna and they both ran off laughing. Naaraku cried and fell asleep. He died. People poked him. Poor Naraku…. NOT!
OMG! HILARIOUS! Well, that's it for today! Sakura, might you be interested in a partner ship for this show? I had loads of fun! I hope we can be partners!
SS: I have to think about it! But it sounds interesting! I would like too!
YAY! Get back to me on that! Well, see you next time!
SS and Me: Embarrassing stuff is funny… when it isn't happening to you! Bye! SEE YALL NEXT TIME!