Things that will NEVER happen!
Chapter 3
Hey everyone! Sakura accepted to be my partner! So now she co-hosts! You rock!
SS: Awww! Thanks! Your cool too!
So! We have a guest to tell us about their scene! Come out Shikon-Jewel-Shards!
SJS: Hello Riku, Sakura! How are you?
Great!
SS: Fine.
Introduce your idea!
SJS: Ok! It has Inuyasha and Kagome in it.
If Kagome taught Inu how to do tricks…
"DAMN IT! I want my puppy treat!" cried Inuyasha, lunging at Kagome. "NOT until you fetch!" she replied. "I ain't getting no stinky shoe!" and Inuyasha snatched away the treat and ran away. "INUYASHA SIIIIT!" and down went Inuyasha. Kagome sat on him. "OW! GET OFF! YOU WEIGH A TON!" cried Inuyasha. "Sit, Sit, SIT!" she repeated. She did this every ten seconds, till Kagome fell asleep. Inuyasha ate his puppy treat.
Wow! A great clip, wasn't it Sakura?
SS: Yep! Very funny stuff!
SJS: Well, thanks for having me! I have to go, I'm meeting my boy friend, but he and his buddies watchin me. I LOVE YOU HUNNY! ……………………
Ok! Now she is gone! Sakura, you brought in one too right?
SS: Yep! It has Sesshomaru, Kagome and Inuyasha in it! It's funny!
If Sesshomaru got drunk…
Sesshomaru gulped down his 10th beer. Inuyasha blinked. "Yo bro… are you drunk?" Sesshomaru giggled. "Never!" and he hugged Inuyasha. "I love you bro… I really do…" and Kagome started giggling. Sesshomaru kissed her. "I love you too!" Kagome's eye's widened. Inuyasha growled. "SESSHOMARU!" and bonked his head. "OW! Hey!" cried Sesshomaru and poked Inuyasha's eye out. "Aha! Sucka!" and Sesshomaru passed out. Inuyasha passed out. Kagome passed out. Remind them NEVER to bring Sesshomaru drinking again!
… o….m…..g! That was brilliant! Great job Sakura-Chan!
SS: Thank you Riku-Chan! See? I told you this would be fun! OK, next one! It has Sango, Miroku and Shippo in it! Ha. Shippo.
If Shippo poked Miroku…
Shippo poked Miroku. "Hey! DON'T TOUCH MY MAN PIPSQUEAK!" screamed Sango and hit him. Miroku awoke to Shippo's screams. "Sango?" he asked as Sango was busy beating Sango. "HE POKED you!" she cried. "WHAAAT!" Miroku cried. He pulled Sango behind him. "WIND TUNNEL!" Miroku cried, removing his prayer beads. He sucked in Shippo. "Ok…." Sango said. "Sucker" "Yep. NO ONE pokes me! Except you Sango…" Miroku blushed and they made out.
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SS: Riku-chan?
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SS: RIKU
LOL! My friend squirrely would love that!
SS: ok then! This is the last one! You can do it Ri-chan
OK! This one is if Miroku and Sango went into a spa!
If Miroku and Sango went to a spa…
Sango giggled as they entered a spa. A man came up to Sango and took her away. "SANGO! NOOO!" and he reached out. Sango giggled as the man massaged her. A woman came and shoved him into a mud pool. Miroku started crying. "WAAAAH! SANGO!" he cried. Sango looked disgusted but went to him and helped him out. "Miroku…" and he hugged her, and they slipped and got muddy. Sango started crying. They both got out. They laughed and left. One happy, dripping in mud, one happy, covered in mud also. Now if you don't know which ones which…. I don't blame you, I can't either.
SS: OMG! That was SOME clip! Poor Sango!
POOR MIROKU!
SS: Ahuh… any way's I hope you enjoyed today's episode! Remember…
SS and Me: Embarrassing stuff is funny… whene it isn't happening to you! See you next time!