Hi! It's me! This new fic was written when I was bored so it might not get too far but who knows really?
Naruto and email?
Kakashi: Hello team 7.
Sasuke: Kakashi you are 13 min late this time! And not the usual 3 hours!
Kakashi: OMG! It must be that I didn't stop for my new edition of Icha-Icha Paradise!
Kakashi: Well since I'm not late then that means we have a good bit of free time to waste!
Sasuke: I'm going home to check my email then.
Naruto: Ooooh! I sent ya one!
Sakura: I might have done something under a different name!
Sasuke: Oh please save me!
Kakashi: I might have hacked into your computer and read your email!
Sasuke: 0.0
Sasuke: Don't any of you follow me home!
/Sakura, Naruto and Kakashi tail Sasuke to his apartment/
/They all look at his computer monitor through the window/
/It says/
Email address: Sasuke Uchiha Kakashi Hatake: Sakura HarunoHokage Naruto
I'm gonna be late. Wuv you Sasuke-kun! Sasuke you jerk!
Inbox (3)
Junk Mail (99)
Trash (120)
Sasuke's folders
SUE
Sakura (999)
Naruto (2)
Kakashi (4)
Check Mail
Compose
From: Sasuke Uchiha Hinata Hyuugi Tell Naruto to shut up!
Hinata! Tell your evil boyfriend Naruto to stop sending me random emails! It's making me even more insane than I already am!
P.S: Whyaretheyhere! I am going to- Noooooo!
From: Hinata Hyuugi Big-fat Jerk RE: Tell Naruto to shut up!
FWD TO: Sakura Haruno Are you feeling okay? Should I call Kakashi-sensei? Maybe I better hire a nanny.
PS: Naruto is never doing anything wrong! He may be a loud mouth but that's better than me having hardly any voice at all (Only when Neji-kun's around.) You shut up!
From: Sakura Haruno Evil Girl You Are RE: Tell Naruto to shut up!
FWD TO: My Love Naruto Uzumaki Kakashi Hatake evil squeaky maniac! Why? I thought you were okay! Stop badgering Sasuke-kun!
PS: I dun like you and I never will!
From: Sasuke Uchiha Sakura Haruno Hinata Hyuugi Why must you ruin it?
All I wanted to do is to tell Naruto how bad it was bothering me that he was constantly annoying me and I wanted him to stop! Never e-mail Hinata again! I never even knew why I emailed her! She was a nice person so I did! Now don't email her again!
From: Itachi Uchiha Sasuke Uchiha Mwahahahahahahahaha!
Yes Sasuke! I will find out where you are now! I have your email address!
PS: Meet me in front of Hokage Tsunade's office! I can't wait! Maybe there'll be Tsunade inside! Muhahahahaha!
From: Sasuke Uchiha To insane to be living RE: Mwahahahahahahahaha!
Huh? To me all you are is an insane, evil, giant potato. No I will not let you attack me Itachi and No we will not capture Tsunade-sama!