Kim Possible and Street Hawk: Diplomatic Immunity p 5
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible, Street Hawk or Robocop. Wish I did though.
At the Murphy Residence and Sheila's Message
Later that evening, Sheila, Robocop and Bernice are heading for the Murphy residence. The shift had gone by verypeacefully, which was very rare these days.
Bernice looks around in awe of the surrounding neighborhood, saying, "I really like the way these neighborhoods look. So clean and refreshed. This is nothing like the neighborhoods I knew as a child."
Robocop nods and says, "For a time, this neighborhood was the worst on the beat. Drug pushers, prostitutes and pimps always plied their trade here. Any time a Patrol unit would sweep by, any or all of them would open fire on the Officers inside. With the Officers inside the cruiser still, no less."
"That's horrible, Commander. Aren't you worried about your family as well? Even with you being a Police Commander?"
Robocop nods and replies, "Every day, I am worried about my son and my daughter-in-law. I worry even more for my granddaughter." Bernice lets it drop at that.
She then turns her attention to Sheila and starts wondering what caused her son to go so horribly wrong in his life.
Almost as if she's reading her mind, Sheila says, "I don't really know what caused him to go off the deep end. But I do know that he cared very deeply about you. That's probably why he told you about being a radio Doctor, because he didn't want to disappoint you if you knew what his life was really like. If he had succeeded in his goals, that is."
Curious, she asks, "Did any of 'Drewbie's plans ever succeed?"
Sheila grins slightly and replies, "Almost once. It was a verynear thing, involving a rare orchid and it's pollen. He took the pollen and made a serum to make Kimmy disappear every time she blushed from embarrassment. Once again though, Ron came through for her in the clinch, saving her from disappearing completely. Drew had lost control of the hover-car when a can of B.O. spray was discharged."
"Why didn't 'Drewbie' stop Ron from getting the orchid? It would have made more sense than just watching the girl embarrass herself."
Sheila chuckles and replies, "Because Ron had a reputation as a buffoon with Dr. D. So as a result, he didn't think Ron'd be able to save her. But, that's the thing about Ron. On the outside is a goofy, awkward bumbler. The inside is a beautiful soul, both brave and determined to get the job done. He pulled Kimmy through a lot over the years and she did the same for him. Matter of fact, I even went to their wedding. That's where I met my husband."
At that, the Interceptor reaches the house. Bernice smiles at the beauty of the house, while pondering all that her 'Drewbie' had done.
Knowing her next question wouldn't be easy for her, she asks, "Just how bad was he at trying to take over the world, Sheila?"
Sheila chuckles and asks, "You got a month? It'll take me at least that long to tell you." Bernice nods and indicates her luggage.
"Oy, I should've known about that. Oh well, we have plenty of room." With that, the trio make their way inside.
Once inside, Robocop listens for James and picks him up in the kitchen. He then smiles and says, "He's in the kitchen, feeding Alexandra. Or at least trying to." Sheila giggles and goes into the kitchen.
Once inside, her giggle turns into a gasp and suddenly loud laughter. The kitchen is a mess, Alexandra is smiling and giggling while James is soaked head to toe with milk.
With tears coming out of her eyes, Sheila goes over to James and picks up a dry towel, a rare thing at the moment. She then gently brushes the towel against his face, smiling softly yet strongly amused by his attempt.
James sighs and says, "I think redesigning old buildings is less hazardous than feeding a baby." Sheila laughs out loud again as she kisses James.
She then says, "You may be right, but I wouldn't have you any other way, honey. Thanks for trying to help again. In any case, Mama Lipsky is here."
She kisses James again and adds, "Why don't you go get dried up and I'll feed Alex. I've got some stories to tell you all."
James nods and replies, "I gather you told her about the Doc." Sheila nods softly and he replies, "Tell her the funny ones first, it'll help soften the blow of the hardcore ideas."
Sheila grins, chuckles and says, "No need to worry about that. Most of my time as a villainess was pretty much a joke anyway. At least with Dr. D., there was never a dull moment. Just like life with you guys."
She then scowls and says, "Now go get changed into dry clothing, you nut. Or do I have to give you the treatment?" She's still wearing a scowl, but her eyes are holding a playful nature at the same time.
"Hmm, let's see. Dry clothing versus the treatment. I'll go with the dry clothing, for now." He then kisses her passionately before he goes to their bedroom. While he goes, Sheila giggles and locks the kitchen door.
She opens her sweater and pulls it off, revealing her bra. She then takes one side down and proceeds to nurse the little girl in her arms. As Alexandra suckles, Sheila thinks about the day of her birth.
(Flashback)
Robocop had driven the Interceptor to the Hospital at a high rate of speed. Sheila had just gotten her score on her tests and was so ecstatic, it caused her water to break. James was waiting for them upon arrival and brought out a wheelchair for her. As they wheeled her through the Hospital, James was laughing and holding Sheila's shoulder.
Robocop even got in on the act and said, "Baby coming through. Move or you'll be obstructing Justice." The Doctors took over and wheeled her into the Delivery Room, prohibiting James from coming inside due to his exuberance.
For five hours, the two Murphys waited outside in the lounge. Once the baby had come into the world, Sheila knew that this was another part of life. She asked to see Robocop and James when they had gotten the baby into her arms and the Doctors agreed.
During the time alone with her newborn daughter, Sheila said, "I can only hope you don't turn out to have my abilities, baby. I don't want you going through life the way I did. All alone and considered a freak." She then looked up and saw James and Robocop, wearing silly grins on their faces.
Softly, Robocop asked, "What's her name?"
Grinning, she replied, "I think I'll name her after two people that inspired me to better myself. You and Kimmy. Alexandra Kimberly Murphy."
Seeing James' grin, she added, "When we have a boy, we can name him after you, dear."
Yawning, she then said, "I don't know about you, but I could use some rest right about now." A Nurse took Alexandra from her arms and she stretched out on the bed, with James kissing her on her forehead.
Before she went to sleep, she heard James say, "I love you, Sheila."
Sheila snaps back to present day and mutters, "I must have zoned out." Looking at the tiny bundle looking up at her, she grins and gently asks, "What are you looking at?"
She then kisses the infant on her forehead and brings the bra back around her breast, putting on and closing the sweater when it's done.
She puts the towel over her shoulder and proceeds to burp Alexandra. Hearing the baby expel the gas without liquid causes Sheila to grin massively. She then gets up and opens the door, seeing Mama Lipsky talking with James and Robocop in the living room.
Bernice looks up and sees Sheila holding a baby in her arms. Sheila then says, very softly, "Ms. Lipsky, meet my husband, James, and our daughter, Alexandra Kimberly Murphy."
Mama Lipsky says, just as softly, "Please, call me Bernice. She's so beautiful. It's nice to meet you, James. I'm so proud a friend of 'Drewbie's managed to survive, even though she was nowhere near where he died."
James, angered at the suggestion of Sheila's lack of courage, calmly says, "Your son wouldn't have died if he didn't plan to kill Ron Stoppable." He then says, "Neither would have Motor Ed or all the others that night."
Bernice sighs and says, "I know. It's just that I don't believe it about my 'Drewbie'. Were there any other plans by other people to take over the world?"
Sheila nods and replies, "Yeah, there were quite a few knuckleheads out there. Senor Senior Junior was one such person. He had always wanted to be a pop sensation, so he listened to songs by every band he could get his hands on. In fact, his Father even abducted one such group. As usual, Kimmy and Ron came to the rescue, only she was after Ron at the time. When all was said and done, the Seniors were in prison and Ron was basking in the glorious experience."
She then starts laughing and Robocop could tell that she is reluctant to go any further. He says, "Let's have it, Sheila. I think Ms. Lipsky could use a good laugh right about now."
Sheila nods in agreement and goes on.
"One night, while we were in prison, SSS arranged for SSJ to have a concert behind the walls. It would have been alright except for one critical point. Junior's singing. It bordered on 'Cruel and Unusual Punishment'. In fact, I think it's safe to say that's exactly what it was."
James says, "I can't believe he was really that bad. Just how bad was he exactly?"
Sheila grins, giggles and replies, "He made a canary being strangled by a cat sound better than his singing did. Every time he'd get close to Dr. D., Drew would cringe in fear. He was that scared of Junior."
Starting to laugh again, she adds, "At the end of the concert, he struck a classic Elvis pose, thinking it made him look cool. The whole gathering was silent, the only one that applauded was SSS. The next day, the population circled a petition. Either to get SSJ singing lessons or tell him to stay away from singing. A lot of them voted for the latter."
Now laughing, James says, "Now I feel bad for those in there having to be subjected to bad singing. I take it that most of them felt that all the lessons in the world couldn't help him."
Sheila nods and says, "Got that right. Of course, I opted for him to get singing lessons, but the majority had spoken. Of course, that didn't stop him from practicing whenever he could on their island."
At that, the others lean in closer so Sheila can tell them about all the other villains that Sheila came across while she was evil. Their interest is then piqued when she tells them about the mind-control chip and the moodulator chip.
At that point, Bernice felt a little more at ease about her 'Drewbie's passing and a little more at peace with his evil life.
In Middleton, Kim and Ron had just gotten home to get ready to pick up the triplets when Ron checks the messages.
When he hears the one about Diana, he says, "It'll be my masterpiece." He then goes into the bedroom and sees Kim undressing. When she gets to her bra and panties, he lets out a wolf whistle.
Blushing, Kim turns around and says, "Why don't you strip down and see if I do a wolf whistle as well, Ron."
Posing his face in thought, Ron grins and asks, "Are you sure you're ready for me to do that, KP?"
"Oh yeah. After all, I do have sexual urges still, even when I'm pregnant. Maybe I'll just suck on you today and play with you some." Grinning still, Ron strips down to nothing.
Kim, her face beaming, says, "Wow, you look like you've had something in mind, Ron."
He then walks over, puts her hand on his member and says, "Just spending time with my lovely, pregnant, sexy wife."
Kim blushes and softly says, "That'll work nicely." Without another word, she guides Ron over to their bed and starts her ministrations.
Ron is so overcome with ecstasy, he nearly forgets about the message. He remembers it and says, "Sheila called. Diana wants a new face."
Kim comes up for air, smiles and says, "If anyone can do it, you can, my love." Giggling, she says, "I know, it sounds silly. But that's what you are. My love and you always will be."
"Just like you will always be my heart, Kim." Giggling still, she goes back to her ministrations and receives a hot load into her mouth. When she swallows it, she smiles at him, with the desire to be held in her eyes.
Feeling slightly spent, Ron gets onto the bed beside Kim and drags her down with his arm.
Five minutes later, Ron sighs and says, "I'll go pick up the triplets, come back and start dinner. When we put the kids to bed, we'll fool around some more."
Kim nods in agreement as he gets his clothes back on. When he leaves the room, she puts her favorite nightgown on and covers it with a robe. As she hears the Expedition drive away, she sighs happily.
Twenty minutes later, she hears the Expedition return. She smiles deviously as the door opens and Ron grunts, bringing the triplets in with him. When he sees her, he smiles happily at his highly beautiful wife, with her returning the smile.
He then sets the children at the table and starts dinner. As the family eats, she snakes her foot over to his and rubs it against his. He returns the affection and winks. When bedtime comes, both teens put their children to bed and kisses them each goodnight.
Kim turns on the nightlight and follows Ron out of the bedroom, toward theirs. Once inside, Kim removes the robe and grins ferociously.
She then asks, "Now, where were we?" Ron grins and undresses, causing Kim to smile with joy. He then helps her remove her nightgown.
At that, the couple necks, with Ron gently squeezing her breasts. Kim then gets back onto her knees and does some more oral affection, with Ron running his fingers through her hair.
Soon, they are both feeling spent from fooling around. Ron then kisses her forehead and says, "Night, KP. I love you."
"I love you too, Ron. Good night, my darling husband." The couple then breaks out into a giggle fest over using the silly names of affection.
That night, they are sleeping soundly in each other's arms, not knowing they'll soon be involved in another crazy sitch before the week is out.
