Well, my one-shot has definitely become more than I bargained for! I'll try to wrap this up in 1 or 2 more chap's. It may be a little while before I will be able to update next, the mundane life is about to get in the way! Hope y'all like!
Again with the disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters portrayed…
Chapter 3
Finally Shego's eyes adjusted to her surroundings. The brushing on her hand had stopped, but she still had that uneasy feeling of being watched.
Remembering what Drakken yelled before getting sucked into the vortex about staying in the chair, she didn't move. She didn't DARE!
The colors were so… BRIGHT! Pastels, blues, greens, reds… it almost made her eyes hurt. Looking at her surroundings, Shego squinted. It all seemed vaguely familiar.
Suddenly a small face appeared around the corner of the right arm of the easy chair. "Gahh!" Shego curled up into the chair, trying to get away from what she had seen. Then it disappeared as soon as it had appeared.
The same thing happened again on the left. Her head snapped around to see the same face. Or was it? Suddenly, they came from both sides, and two of the most ghastly creatures were standing in front of Shego. (Or at least that's what she thought)
The two puppet creatures from the show Puppet Pals that were standing in front of her spoke at the same time. "Hello! It's good to see you again! Maybe this time we can be friends!"
Quickly, they split, and each one ran around the opposite side of the chair yelling, "The Meanie Greenie is back! The Meanie Greenie is back!"
Still curled up in the chair, Shego turned around, slowly placed her hands on the top of the back, and pulled herself up to look behind her. As her face cleared the back, her jaw dropped almost to her knees. There was literally a SEA of these horrid little puppet things! There were hundreds! No, Thousands of them!
"Oh, SNAP!" Was all Shego could think of to say, and slumped back down into the chair. Then she felt tugging on her legs. Twisting around, she saw two of these things trying to pull her out of the chair!
"Get… off… of… me!" She screamed, kicking at their heads. Finally they let go, and then spun the chair around so she was facing the thousands that were behind her!
Like a wave, about 50 or 60 of these little felt mongers were suddenly all over her, trying to pull her out of the chair! Shego scratched, clawed, and struck at anything that grabbed onto her, but they just kept coming!
Then she started blasting with her plasma! The attacks slowly stopped, and Shego found herself standing on the chair, in the middle of a circle. Looking around her in all directions, was a sea of smiling, multicolored, sickly sweet puppets!
They started chanting… "Mis-ter Sit-Down, Mis-ter Sit-Down, Mis-ter Sit-Down!" Scanning the expanse of felt faces, she noticed they started to part off in the horizon.
WHUMP! WHUMP! WHUMP! "Those are some large feet!" Shego said to herself, and then she saw something walking towards her from off in the distance. As it got closer, the footsteps became louder, and they started to shake the ground! The multi-colored mongers would spread out in front as it moved through the crowd, and then they would immediately close up behind as it moved forward. It was Mister Sitdown, and he was HUGE!
Right before Mister Sitdown reached Shego, he turned around, and began walking backwards towards her! He's going to sit on me! Shego thought frantically!
As Mister Sitdown got closer, his shadow began to cover Shego and the chair. This big butt was getting closer, and closer, and closer! The sun was now completely blocked by this huge posterior!
Shego tried to get out of the chair to get away, but found that she was being held down by a bunch of felt hands! "Get… away! Get off of me!" She screamed, and was able to fling a few of them off, and blasted at some others. Looking up, the big butt was just about to flatten her like a pancake!
Shego was torn whether to chance leaving the chair and not getting back to her own dimension in favor of not being flattened by the worlds largest plumbers butt!
Suddenly she saw a familiar light appear, and noticed the vortex had appeared! "Finally!" She screamed to herself, and was promptly sucked through and landed back in Drakkens lair!
Shego leaped out of the chair screaming, "Drakken! I am so going to kill you…!" She advanced on him as his back was turned. She didn't care that it was bad sportsmanship to attack someone from behind, she just wanted to get him for putting her in that situation!
Drakken suddenly turned around right before she reached him, and Shego immediately skidded to a stop, and started to back peddle away with fear in her eyes! He was holding one of those damn puppets! Its eyes seemed to bore right into her, and he started to walk towards her, carrying that wretched thing!
Shego had backed herself into a wall, and slid down, covering her head with her hands screaming, "Get that thing away from me!"
Drew looked down at the puppet he was holding, placed it behind his back. "It's OK, Shego. It's gone now."
Immediately she flung herself at Drakken, and wrapped her arms around his neck, and buried her face into his chest. "Thank-you! Thank-you! Thank-you! You saved me! My… HERO!"
Shego lifted her face from his chest, and immediately glomped herself onto his mouth with hers, kissing Drakken deeply and passionately.
He dropped the puppet, and her forward momentum carried him backward into the opposite wall. Shego immediately placed a knee between Drakkens legs, and raised her other, to wrap it around his leg. She continued to kiss him, and started to move down his neck.
"Now, now…" Drakken said, gently pushing Shego off of himself. "I honestly didn't think that little puppet would upset you that much!" Drakken didn't mind Shego kissing him, but he had some work to do. He always did.
"If you can just find it in yourself to forgive me, all I wanted to do was get back at you for destroying my Bunny slippers! What happened to you in that other dimension anyway?"
"It's too horrible to talk about! There were so many puppets, so much… felt! I was almost flattened by Mister Sitdown, and the vortex finally pulled me back!" Shego placed her head back on Drakken's chest. He started to gently brush her hair with his hands as she breathed heavily.
"It's… OK now. You're…safe." Drakken suppressed a chuckle, for now he knew how he could control this fiery woman. All he had to do was pull out that little felt puppet!
"Now if you could find it in yourself to help me out with something I'm working on, I'm sure the next time we go up against Kim Possible we will win!"
Shego seethed! Spitting through her teeth as she talked, she spat at Drakken as she spoke. He had never seen this look in her eyes before. "Is that ALL you ever talk about? Kim Possible? Kim Freakin' Possible? That little wench doesn't even…!"
Shego shoved Drakken into the wall with a thud, whirled around, and stomped towards her bedroom. She opened the door, and turned towards Drakken, holding it open.
"When you see her, tell that teen tramp to keep her paws off of you!" She then slammed the door, leaving Drakken standing there, looking like a deer caught in headlights.
Is she jealous? Drakken thought. Of Kim Possible? Nah… Something else has got be going on here, but what?
Throwing himself into his work, Drakken continued to work on the next complicated contraption that he was sure would be the utter demise of Kim Possible.
Man! Those little puppet things are creepy! Well, now you know what Shego is afraid of… And you know who won the Que-Pee doll!
Any other guesses on what the suggestion was that Kim made to Shego? Sorry, no hints. It might give it away!
Note: No puppets were ever harmed or put in any danger during the writing of this story.