Chapter 5: Angelic Demoniod in Human Skin

Hiei wait patiently for Kurama to undo the transfigurations to his body. He sighed in relief when he felt more like his normal height. Granted he eyed the door where Kenshin was currently in. He smirked. You have to give credit to Kenshin, he could be truly evil when he wanted to be.

By time Kenshin was finished, Hiei was in the middle of finishing off a bowl of chocolate ice cream. The Potion Master and Werewolf were paying a game of what they called "Exploding Snap'. Kurama was reading.

Kenshin stepped out of the room. Hiei promptly choked on the mouthful of ice cream. The two wizards yelped as they hadn't paid attention to when the cards went off with their fingers on it. Kurama's book had fallen to the floor.

Kenshin had made use of his newly-gained longer hair and braided it skillfully. Wearing Kurama's shirt and a pair of new dress pants that did well to suggested he was female as the folds emphasized Kenshin's lithe body. The make-up was the killer. Kenshin looked like a very pretty young girl.

Kenshin grinned and batted his long eyelashes. "Let's go find Draco and Yusuke."

Hiei was the last to leave. A very bright blush highlighted his cheeks. Danm Kenshin. With his genes finally stabilized, he was more androgynous than Kurama!

Hiei smirked after he finally stopped blushing. They found Yusuke and Kuwabara chasing Draco as the blonde insulted them. Kenshin watched them for a moment before signaling for us to stay there.

Hiei watched as Severus Snape pulled out a camera and smirked evilly as he started to record it. Lupin say something in English and went quiet.

Kenshin, with his back to the group, gripped his arm behind his back and watched for a moment. As the three boys raced past, Kuwabara stopped immediately, clearly embarrassed.

Within seconds, Kenshin had completely fooled the three boys. They gathered around him, talking. Hiei snorted. They were actually flirting with Kenshin. Keiko came by. Hiei's eyes and Kurama's eyes widen in realization. That's why Kenshin used the phone! Lupin was snickering.

"YUSUKE! YOU JERK!" Keiko yelled. "So this is what you've been doing lately. And you Kuwabara, you should be ashamed. What would Yukina say? And you, wait I don't know you…"

The two boys cowered as Draco took a step back. Kenshin covered his mouth as he partially turned away. Keiko turned finally on him.

"And you may be pretty but who the hell are you? You little tramp."

Kenshin's giggles became quite apparent as Keiko began ranting at him. Draco's eyebrows furrowed and he looked closer.

"KENSHIN?" He yelled, effectively cutting Keiko's rant off.

Kenshin fell back, laughing hard. Keiko and the boys finally realized they had been had and the boys had a set of particularly bright blushes. Keiko looked particular dazed.

"You're a boy?" She asked.

Kenshin smiled and nodded as he regained composure. "Minamino Kenshin."

"Minamino?" Keiko asked.

"I'm Kurama's foster brother." He clarified.

"And I got this all on tape." Snape replied coming out of the trees. "Excellent performance, Kenshin."

"I'm impressed." Kurama's soft voice indicated he was nearby.

"Hn." Hiei said, smirking as he stood next to Kenshin. Kenshin didn't bother flinching. Keiko did.

"Beautiful. Worth of Hogwarts." Lupin replied.

"I apologized for using you for this prank." Kenshin said seriously. "I merely wanted to get back at the bakas and of course pull on up on Dray."

"Forgiven I think." Keiko was obvious unbalance by Kenshin.

"Headmaster, I have to return home soon." Maria emphasized. "Unlike some people, if I don't return to Avalon, my father is going to become ticked. Foster or not."

"So you do." He turned away, sighing. 'Maybe those two were right.'

"By law, I'm heir of the Potter Family and thus all vaults and property except my mother's belong to me. And I wish to claim part of the Black Fortune." She pushed papers toward him.

"Claim is denied, I'm afraid. Siruis's will was very specific. The will has already been read."

"Harry was not there."

"No, but his owl as odd as it is was there in his place as well as two house elves. The will cannot be disputed. I'm sorry."

"Good day, Headmaster." Was all he heard before the door slammed closed.

"So, Headmaster Dumbledore, enjoyed doing it?"

"No, Gringott." Albus turned to the Goblin Chief. "Why is it…"

"That all of the half-breeds and other sentients seemed to dislike her? Albus, you are over one hundred and fifty years old and have seen the fall of the Lord Hatori. If you haven't learned anything from him, I'd consider leaving Hogwarts to a someone more capable." Gringott said scathingly before leaving.

Draco scrambled out of the way of the Idiot's fist for the seventh time that week. Seesh, the red-head was worse than the jerk Ron Weasel. Granted most of his siblings were wonderful people. Of course he and Percy had to ruin that.

Draco jumped away when another swing came to close for comfort. Dang, have to stop bloody drifting. Another swing that ended up shattering the brick in the wall. Can't this guy figure out what a joke was?

Fump. Ow. Draco rubbed a now tender jawline from fifty feet away from the Idiot. No, lacks the brain cells for such higher functions like thinking. Would make the prefect Hufflepuff or Gryffindor…oh, wait, most Gryffindors lack loyalty. Better Hufflepuff than.

"Why don't you fight back?" The redhead yelled.

"Well, let's see. You're stronger than I am. I don't have my wand to use. I'm only a mediocre martial artist. My weapon preference is sword and staff. And most importantly, I'm a lover not a fighter." Draco said with a smirk. "But give me a few minutes and I'll show you what I can do with a – ow."

"Get your mind out of the gutter Dray." Kenshin said sourly. "Don't give me that look. You know it doesn't work."

Draco pouted. "And this is coming from the genderless-looking male who's puppy eyes could be used to take over the world."

Kenshin eyed him warily. "What have you been doing? Smoking crack?"

"Er, no. I eat some of this girl's cooking. She said her friend wouldn't eat it and she was crying."

Kenshin had a drop of sweat on the back of his head. "You are such a sucker for crying girls especially pretty ones."

Draco watched out the corner of his eyes as Kuwabara looked back and forth between the two. Draco smiled.

"Well…" An graying old owl hit Draco upside the head. "Shite!"

Draco clutched his head as he glared at the owl. "Bloody. Is it dead?"

Kenshin prodded the bird gently. It twitched slightly.

AN: snicker Chapter Six is on it's way. But I wonder does the bird herald good news or bad?