Chapter 1 Awakening Harry lay asleep. Not knowing he would be captured by Yoda, he was awakened by his alarm clock. Harry got up and something hit him in the face. He fell once again on his bed. Not knowing what had just hit him.
"Need that, you will." said a green creature said, and went on." Yoda, Jedi Master, I am."
Harry noticed that the object he had picked up had an odd handle. On the bottom it said "Padawon Learner, Harry Potter." Harry had turned the lightsaber on. It glowed a greenish color like Harry's eyes.
Harry swinged it, Yoda looked at him.
"Become a great Jedi, you will." Yoda said. And he then left.
Harry had gone to the loose floor board and had taken a piece of Dudley's birthday cake. He laughed so hard when he put a spell on the cake. He made the chocolate poop, but when they said Harry could have it he turned it back to normal.
Harry was in his seventh year at Hogwarts, so he's allowed to do magic. Harry had recieved one hundred thousand galleons for Sirius's death so he spent it on alot of his favorite thingss like chocolate frogs, every flavor beans, and a whole stash of sugar quills and licorice wands.
"Get down here boy."He heard Uncle Vernon yell.
Harry walked down. Dudley, Vernon, Petunia were all holding lightsabers. They clicked them on. Blood red, deep dark red. What were they? They were all jumping at him. They were salshing sabers about. Up, left, right, center, below, to the side, they were blocking, dodging, slashing, nearly hacking eachother to bits.
Harry cut Vernon in half right through the legs, gotten Petunia in the stomach, and Dudley in the gaboose. He had waited to do that for years.
Harry packed his things in his school trunk, and walked out the door. Harry stuck out his wand and the knight bus came zooming along.
He got on. Fell on the bed and daized away.
Harry was dreaming that he was fighting some one that had a lightsaber. He could not identify this person.
Harry woke up. Not knowing where he was.
"Oy, where were you off to?" said the person in uniform.
"The Leaky Cauldron." then they zoomed off. Reaching his destination in about .35146345 seconds.
Harry left the Knight Bus, walked into the Leaky Cauldron and laughed. Ron was dueling Malfoy, but Harry broke it up. Harry had not noticed that Ron had a lightsaber.
"Ron when did you get one too?" Harry asked.
"Ohh...yeah... all wizards are permitted to have one if they are over sixteen." he said and fell asleep.
Harry fell asleep...zzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzz...
Harry awoke to the smell of sausages. Man was his mouth wet when he woke up.
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