A/N: And here we are, at the epilogue. This is it of the story. There is no more coming. If it makes you all happy, I've been thinking of another VincentXSephiroth story I could write. You all have to review or e-mail or both in order to tell me to do it. Otherwise, I won't. Unless I get bored again. That could always happen. It does. And, as I'm being plagued by headaches and various thoughts of what to do for this last chapter, I'm writing it.
Thanks:
DarkMaster2: Wow, short, sweet, and to the point. Cool. Here's the last chapter.
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Disclaimer: I thought you all would have known by now. I don't own it.
"OW! Sephiroth!" Cloud looked up at hearing Vincent's voice to see Sephiroth holding Vincent against a wall, who was glaring playfully.
"Eh… Guys? Could you two get a room?" Aerith giggled, turning beet red as she noticed where Seph's hands were traveling.
"How about you all get out? This IS Vincent's house." Sephiroth really didn't seem to care that everyone could see him molesting Vincent.
"Gross! Go upstairs!" Yuffie squealed.
"What do you mean, 'This IS Vincent's house'?" Cloud asked, confused. Aerith turned to him.
"It is. Vincent bought it years and years ago. I looked up the deed." She said.
"Oh, well, damn. I didn't know that." Cloud looked back up at Seph and Vincent, the latter having successfully pushing the former off.
"Quit being such a dumb blonde, Cloud." Sephiroth definitely seemed to be in a playful mood. He reached toward Vincent's crotch only to get swatted at.
"Later. Yeah, I bought it when I was still a Turk." Vincent shrugged.
"You bought a house in WUTAI when you were a TURK?" Yuffie sputtered as she turned back.
"It was before the war, Yuffie." Vincent stated.
"Oh… WOW! You're old!" the girl exclaimed.
"That tends to happen when Hojo works on you." Red XIII decided to speak up, from where he was laying in front of the fireplace. He and Cait Sith had claimed that area for when they came to visit.
"So… Where's everyone else? I seem to remember Tifa being here…" Vincent looked around. Sephiroth laughed.
"She left when she saw these two screwing in the bathroom!" he managed to get out in between his laughes. Aerith and Cloud blushed a deep cherry red. "But I thought you knew that. It was a couple of months ago…"
"I… wasn't very social." Vincent chose his words carefully. Sephiroth looked down.
"Eh… Are you still kicking us out?" Cloud effectively changed the subject.
"YES!" Sephiroth yelled.
"No. At least, not now. But if I ever hear about more sex in the bathroom…" Vincent trailed off, managing to make the two blush again.
"But Vincent…" Sephiroth whined.
"Upstairs. Now."
"OK! But you're coming too!" Sephiroth proceeded to pick Vincent up and carry him up the stairs.
"Sephiroth!"
SLAM.
That was the last coherent noise they all heard from the room for a while.
A/N: I hope that was ok… Anyway, goodbye all. Review, e-mail, and tell me you want another. Cuz you ain't getting any more from this story. Bye-bye! ;; Sorry about the OOC-ness. It was sorta inevitable. ;;
