This is my first ever fanfiction so it might not be that good. Please criticize and review all you like, if I get mostly bad reviews, I might use my second chapter as another first chapter. (Though I hope I don't have to)

Raimundo, Kimiko, Clay and Omi were all busily cleaning the main hall of the xiaolin temple (not really Raimundo).

"Sword of the Storm, wind" yelled Raimundo the dragon of the wind. The wind produced by the sword swept through the whole hall, and cleansed it of all its impurities.

"Raimundo, you heard that Master Fung said that we are supposed to clean the hall without the use of any shen-gong-wu!" cried Omi, dragon of water, angrily.

"Chill, Omi my pal, what he doesn't know won't hurt him" replied Raimundo.

Omi stared at Raimundo angrily.

"Break it up, partner" said Clay, dragon of earth, "anyways at this rate we might finish cleaning the temple before the rooster crows.

"Besides, he can't use the sword to wash the dishes" exclaimed Kimiko.

"Hey I thought the dishes were your responsibility!" yelled Raimundo to Kimiko angrily. "Fine, you think it is unfair. Then who agrees that the dishes shall now be and always be the responsibility of Raimundo?" asked Kimiko. Everyone, except Raimundo, raised their hands with no hesitation. "So now your double teaming me then heh!" replied Raimundo, "well take this, Ring of Nine Dragons." Suddenly three more Raimundos was formed. All the Raimundos said together, "Now how about we do the vote one more time?"

"Sorry to interrupt your little conversation here but a shen-gong-wu just revealed it." Yelled Dojo while running (rather crawling) into the main hall.

"The shen-gong-wu is called the Ogre's Staff. Though the name is quite funny, its ability is very powerful. It enables the user to multiply their strength to beyond your wildest dreams," exclaimed Dojo.

"Be careful, young warriors, this shen-gong-wu is highly dangerous and is only controlled by the most experience xiaolin warriors only." Explained Master Fung (the one with the funny face).

"Hate to break it to you but… THE SHEN-GONG-WU IS STILL OUT THERE! And if you don't mind we really could go now" yelled Dojo impatiently.

"Keep your head on, Dojo," replied Raimundo.

Dojo changed into his larger form and they were off.

(After a couple of minutes passed)

"Are we there yet?" asked Raimundo.

"We… are…almost…THERE! Welcome to the Rocky Mountains, the home of well… rocks. chuckle" replied Dojo.

"Where is this shen-gong-wu, anyways Dojo?" asked Clay, "cause I only see rocks, rocks and more rocks. This place might be even rockier than Texas, though not likely."

"According to my acute memory, the Ogre's Staff should be right over the next mountain, or was it over there?" Answered Dojo.

"Falcon's Eye," yelled Omi. He scanned over every mountain searching for the shen-gong-wu. "Dojo, I see a hole ("A cave," Raimundo interrupted) on your right, let's look there first," said Omi.

Dojo flew down towards the mouth of the cave. "Star Hanabi," yelled Kimiko. The light from the Star lightened up the whole cavern…

"Ahh!" yelled Kimiko.

"Great Ghost of Dashi!" yelled Omi.

Inside the cave was about a dozen of fat and drooling… (you guessed it I think) ogres.

"So this is why I try to forget where I hid the Ogre's Staff" thought Dojo, "maybe if I could go quietly enough, I could go for a coffee break while they fight."

"Oh… nelly, this may get uglier than a cat at a dog show," said Clay. "And that is u-gu-ly"

"Prepare to be humiliated in battle!" yelled Omi.

But the ogres were just sitting there thinking that Omi and the others were just pesky insects.

"Tsunami strike, water!" yelled Omi. The ogre just raised his hand and blocked the stream of water.

"Typhoon boom, wind!" yelled Raimundo next. This time the ogre just sat there, doing nothing, nothing at all (if you noticed, I was trying to tell you that the wind… didn't work).

"This is useless; they won't be affected by anything. We might actually lose this shen-gong-wu," said Kimiko sadly.

"We can't give up now. Third Arm Sash, earth!" yelled Clay. The stone sash crashed into the largest of the ogres, the leader. Now they have gone too far, the leader stood up and the other ogres followed. They were planning on an all-out battle.

"Thanks, Clay, for getting their attention for us" said Raimundo sarcastically.

"Maybe now would be a good time for that coffee break," whispered Dojo.

At Jack Spicer's house

"Ahh!" yelled Jack.

Flashback

Jack was having a peaceful afternoon nap, when…"Ohh! The Ogre's Staff just revealed itself!" gasped Wuya with her eyes glowing. "Wake up Jack we need to get to the shen-gong-wu first!"

"Five more minutes, mommy," whined Jack half-sleeping." Wuya became very furious. She did the one thing that could wake Jack, she went through him.shivers

End of Flashback

"Never, never do that ever again!" Jack screamed at Wuya. "The Ogre's Staff just revealed itself and we need to get there before the xiaolin monks does," replied Wuya.

"What's so important about this shen-gong-wu? It sounds stupid." Asked Jack. "If it is important for you to know, you would know," replied Wuya.

"Jack-bots, lets goyawn," said Jack as his backpack turned into propellers.

Back at the Cave

Omi was fighting the leader of the ogres and the others were… well fighting the other ogres.

Suddenly, the whole cave started shaking, all the fighting stopped. Everyone stood still, watching, waiting for something to happen. Then the cave's roof caved in and blocked the exit. Then through the hole came Jack Spicer and Wuya.

"Jack Spicer, evil boy genius, has arrived!" yelled Jack. (In the background, Wuya shook her head, "He talks too much")

"Hey, someone's looking hot today" said Jack as he blinked at Kimiko. But before Kimiko could say something… "Fuck (though I highly don't commend this word, but can't think of any other words to type) off, Jack!" yelled Raimundo. Kimiko blushed. "Harsh language is not needed, loser," Jack said to Rai, and then turned to Kimiko, "I'll talk to you later."

"Jack Spicer, if you have come to fight for good, you are most welcome, but if not, we have our hands filled at the moment and have no time to kick your backside." Yelled Omi.

"Hey is that how you talk to the future ruler of the world!" Asked Jack. "And what do you mean that you have your hands…AHH!" Yelled Jack as he looked towards the ogres. (Thought he might saw it faster)

"Umm… I see that your hands are full, maybe I'll come back later." Said Jack. But before Jack Spicer turned around, a large ogre blocked the hole, and the only exit.

Now the monks and Jack Spicer (I didn't say Dojo because he actually got and got his coffee break) were surrounded by 1000-pound ogres. The leader gave a loud growl and the battle took off again.

"Help me," Jack said weakly as he jumped onto Clays hands.

I do not own Xiaolin Showdown but in this story I do.