.:Accidentally in Love:.
-Yvain-
Genre: Romance, Humor
Pairing: Sanzo x Goku
Warning: Yaoi (Boy to Boy, think it's sick? Then press the back button…)
Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Saiyuki…
Summary:
:Sanzo x Goku: How much 'torture' does Sanzo have to undergo before he finally admits that he loves the saru?
Chapter 1: Cracking Eggs
"Hakkai, how much further is the next town? I'm starving." It's funny how such a simple word like starving could take such a great tone on the monk; the evidence was the slowly enlarging 'bulk' in his robes.
Actually, starving isn't the only word that affected Sanzo so; the other ones were hungry, starved or any other innocent word Sanzo could twist into a libido enhancer. It would seem that Gojyo isn't the true pervert in this entourage, now is he?
Perhaps the reason why these simple words 'disturbed' Sanzo was for he, as well, hungered for something … but it clearly wasn't the same as what Goku had hungered for. The only reason Sanzo hasn't succumbed to his urges was because he had a feeling that his other two companions knew about his little 'problem'.
Truth is, Gojyo and Hakkai did know, but they weren't the only ones who did, the Kougaiji-tachi knew as well. Heck, even Homura's gang knew of the monk and monkey's predicament.
It would seem that the only one who didn't know was the simple minded, and not to mention oblivious, Goku. And by seeing how clueless the monkey was to this whole situation it would appear that he would never figure out of his masters true feelings.
Well, not if Hakkai and Gojyo had anything to say about it. And if those two weren't enough, there's always the Kougaiji and Homura tachi there to back them up.
"It's just a little further Goku, you'll just have to wait for a little bit more." came Hakkai's reply. At that, Gojyo smirked… 'so it begins'.
.o.
"Oy Goku, come here for a moment will ya?" Gojyo called out from inside the kitchen. No longer than a few minutes have past since Sanzo and the others reached a village, and now, the kappa had 'voluntarily' offered to do a bit of cooking for Hakkai while he went to get more supplies that they barely even needed.
Surprised and amused by the proper use of his name that his companion displayed, the boy acknowledged Gojyo's request. "What's wrong?" the youth asked as he swiftly walked into the kitchen.
Hakkai had given Gojyo no more than one task to complete while he was gone. This 'task' was to crack open a couple of eggs, placing the insides in a bowl. Simple no? No. To Gojyo, you see, everything has to be complicated. But at least now, he was acting mentally challenged on purpose.
.o.
A crashing sound was heard as Sanzo rammed himself out of the closet. Why was he in a closet, you may ask? Well, for some apparent reason Hakkai had 'accidentally' bumped into him, which caused the monk to loose balance and trip into the closet. After that Hakkai had 'unintentionally' locked the closet door, trapping Sanzo into the confined room.
Weird, huh?
"Gojyo, your not doing it right… groan "
'What the!' the almighty priest spun around upon hearing his pets alluring voice. The closet Sanzo was trapped in lay across the kitchen in which something very wrong was occurring. Leaning against the door to get better hearing, the monk begun to eavesdrop on his two companions.
"Gojyo harder…" another groan escaped the monkey lips. For some reason, Sanzo felt as if it was caused by irritation. Afterwards, words inaudible to the monk fell from the kappa's mouth.
"You have to do it harder Gojyo… at this rate the white stuff won't come out!"
'W-white stu…' the monk had begun to pale. Could Goku be doing…'it' with the redhead? No, it can't be. Sanzo was supposed to be the one to do 'it' with the saru first. He was his master after all… he had first dibs.
Sanzo's pale complexion was quickly replaced with a burning shade of red, obviously caused by his immense anger, and not to mention jealousy.
"G-Gojyo… hurry up… I'm hungry now." that was it. Sanzo couldn't take it anymore. In less then a second Sanzo burst open the kitchen, completely exposing the two others.
"Gojyo I told you HARDER!" Goku bellowed, loosing the little patience he had.
'Tap'
"Gojyo!" the moronic kappa tapped an egg like against the bowl in exaggeratingly weak manner that clearly wouldn't open or even crack the egg. Gojyo, again, tapped the egg on the edge of the bowl causing a sound that sounded somewhat like a…
'Tap'
Goku, upon noticing another presence in the room, looked towards where Sanzo stood. Confused, the boy asked "Ara? Sanzo, you hungry too?"
"Kono Bakasaru!"
Continue? at least if you want me to
Comments, suggestions and or flames are much appreciated, I really want to know what you think of this story… besides the fact that this was a lot worse than the first story I wrote…