Get Backers' adventures in Plushieland!

Summary: One day, when Angie was at Wal-mart, and had nothing in particular she wanted to buy. So she went down to the crafts section, and got some material to make a Ginji plushie! These are his adventures! Well, if the plushies could talk…Ahh well. Angie talks to them anyway.

By: US! (Angie and Tasha, a.k.a. Black and Gold)

Rating: K+

Pairings so far: BanXGinji JuubeiXKazuki

Warnings: PWP, shonen-ai (I mean this fic is Angie's. What else would you expect?)

Disclaimer: GB is not ours. However, the plushies mentioned in this story are.

Other Notes: sniff No reviews! I'm so sad, I could stop writing forever and ever! blackmail Anyways, I'm sorry it's so short, but I've got a cold. If I had school today, I'd be skipping. (Written on Saturday) And I know I said only 1 plushie per week, but Kazu-chan and Juu-san are so cute together, I just had to bring them into the world at the same time. I'm sewing Emishi as I write this, too. After him comes MakubeX, then Shido, then makes sure Ginji's not listening Akabane...

Week 3: Kazuki and Juubei

"Ban-chan…?" Said person grumpily rolled over.

"Kazu-chan?"

"I'm sorry Ginji-san, I don't think I could."

Ginji was currently being tightly pressed against The Rack, (1) Ban was off to side, and their new playmate, Kazuki, off to the other. Angie had just finished Kazuki's clothes, and had laid down for a bit. On her kitchen floor. Underneath the door of the open and warm oven. And she'd fallen asleep, thus putting them in their current predicament.

"Can't…Breathe…Ban-chan!"

"Fine, fine, I'll try again." Ban pulled and pulled, and finally, ran off because Angie had rolled over muttering something about sugar puppies and someone named MakubeX.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!" Ginji was now underneath Angie and between the two mountains of The Rack.

"Myah…gooey leg…" Angie rolled over again so she was lying on her back, Ginji in her arms, and Ban underneath her back.

"Ahh, I can't breathe!" Ban screamed. Or tried to scream, that is. It came out sounding more like "Uhh, E Ka Be!"

"Well, now you know how I felt!" Ginji stuck his tongue out. On the other side, Kazuki scooted a little farther away…

"Gomen Ne, Ban!"

"You should be sorry; You nearly killed me!"

"Ban-chan, she didn't mean to…"

"That's right, Ban-kun."(2)

"Well...ahh...it's her fault for going to sleep!"

"But, Ban-chan, Angie-san is sickly! She catches all kinds of colds, and she's always sleepy!" Angie, who was watching this little argument with vague amusement, raised an eyebrow at this.

"You should apologize, Ban-kun."

"Apologize! Bah! I already told you, it was her fault, so I shouldn't have to apologize! So there, so--" Ban did a raspberry.

"You could apologize for stealing her trademark, at the very least." Ban realized that Kazuki was right about stealing her trademark.

"He doesn't have to apologize for that. Tasha and Daniel do that, too."

"Ban-chan, apologize!" Ginji was determined to carry out justice for Angie.

"You're not gonna give me a break about that, are you?"

Ginji and Kazuki broke into wide grins. "Nope!"

"FINE!...msoryanie."

"Ban-kun, Angie's not in here anymore."

"What?" Ban looked up to see that Angie was making hot cocoa in the kitchen. (They were in her brother's room, which was right next the kitchen)

"Ban-chan?"

"What?"

"Apologize!"

"No!"

"Why not?"

"She's not even awake to hear it, anyway! How the hell did you get up at 3 a.m.?"

"Ban-chan said a bad word!" (3)

"I did not!"

"Yes you did, I heard you!"

"Ginji, if I apologize when she wakes up, will you promise not to tell?"

"Okay, Ban-chan. I pwomise." Ginji looked incredibly cute as he rolled to go back to sleep.

"...Cute fucker." Ban copied Ginji and went back to sleep.

"Angie-san! Angie-san! Ban-chan's going to apologize!" Ginji bounded out of his and Ban's bed. (temporarily moved downstairs) to tug at Angie's longjohns.

"Really? That's good news."

"Yeah, I know. Right, Ban-chan? Right?"

"Huh? Sure, right."

"Well?" Angie put down the pair of blue pants she was sewing for their newest playmate, Juubei. "I'm waiting."

"I…I'm…"Ban was struggling with the next word. "I'm…S-s-sor-sorry! Happy now?"

"Yes, Ban, I am, thank you." Angie kissed him on the forehead. Ban jumped into Angie's chest and hugged/groped/snuggled Angie's breast, while making himself look innocent so she didn't notice what he was doing.

"Aww..." Angie hugged Ban without realizing what his actual intentions were. (4) "Hehehe..."

This was boring. The only person their newest playmate wanted to talk to was Kazuki. So Ginji and Ban were stuck together again. But then Ginji found something interesting.

"Ban-chan, look! It's so…white out!"

"It's just snow."

"Snow?"

"Yeah, you know, snow? Cold, wet, and fluffy?"

"Nooo…"

"Well, that's what it is."

"Wow! Ban-chan knows everything! What's it for?"

"Eh?"

"What does the snow do, Ban-chan?"

"Well…nothing, really. It's cold, and wet, and kids will go sleding and snowboarding for fun in it?"

"I wanna go sledding, Ban-chan!"

"Err…."

(1) The Rack: We happened to be looking through the official stats of the GB characters one day, and when we were on Sakura's, Angie just happened to notice that her err…assets were bigger...we just thought it was kinda funny...and a bit scary at the same time, considering the 9 year difference between them...the plushies now refer to Angie's chest like some horror movie monster.

(2) I'm not sure what Kazuki actually calls Ban…I've only seen up to episode nine in the anime…

(3) Yes, I am fully aware that Ginji does his fair share of cursing as well. (And is damn sexy when he does it, too 0.o) But...they're my babies. I don't want them to curse!

(4) I personally don't read the manga, but I have read that breast-groping is Manga Ban's favorite hobby, so...