Ask a blonde to write a story and this is what she'll come up with…
BTW: If we offend any REAL Blondes we apologise, we know your not dumb (he he) so just ENJOY our moment of madness.
EMC2
They ran and ran but the Fuji bird wouldn't leave them alone. Hermione cried and cried and Sirius said "Don't worry Harry your sixth year now you can do anything! Look Harry My wand! AVADA KEDAVRA! Harry...MOVE Harry …Harry? Why's your face white? Oh no Harry you've gone all cold! Here borrow my coat, now come on!"
"Thanks Sirius I needed that coat... I had another premonition! Ever since Mrs Weasely ran off with Lord Voldermort I've been having premonitions!"
"Prema…what? Whatever Harry that's muggle speak. What did I say about muggle or muggle related topics eh? Eh? NEVER SPEAK TO ME ABOUT MUGGLES AGAIN!"
"Oh no Ron ever since Mrs Weasely ran off with Voldermort. in the back of a Ford Escort… wearing Muggle clothes and reading a muggle magazine you can't say the word MUGGLE in front of your dad!"
"I know Harry but hey there's so much a guy can take y'know!"
"Well I think finding out that you and Ginny weren't his made him crack in the end"
"I know! And hey isn't it weird that we're brothers?"
"I know you're a POTTER…HA HA HA!"
" But Harry don't you mind the fact that your dad..i mean my dad...I mean OUR dad cheated on your mum? And then faked his own death?"
"Yeah but he did eventually kill himself for real…"
"Yeah I suppose..we're getting off the subject and by the way dad PREMONITION isn't a M.U.G.G.L.E word! Phoebe has that power in charmed"
"What's charmed?"
"Ohdad it's that mug OUCHHH Harry that hurt you…ohhhhhh sorry dad charmed is erm the name of phoebes family."
"Ron can you disapperate with me back to school please? I erm kind of need to borrow ermmm Hermione's…scarf"
"Oright just don't buloody kick me again ok?"
Ten minutes later they were back in school
"Hermione! You've stopped crying!"
This made Hermione start crying. Meanwhile Sirius turned into the fiji bird once more and the rest? Well as they say on TV ( a muggle thing ) It was history…or something like that!
Toodloo every one!
xLaYd3£€n-Vx & bLoNdIE
AN: Bad right? Oh God the GRAMMER! Well I suppose it was our fault we pushed her too hard. THAT wont happen again.
A/N2: BTW the mistakes are deliberate…and if you didn't like it…flame on!