Miroku didn't say anything and the phone got silent. Inuyasha sat wondering if he did something wrong, and why wasn't Miroku answering. Soon there was a loud burst of laughter.
"What the hell is so funny?" Inuyasha asked.
"You can't take Kikyou out. Well not now anyway."
"And why the hell not?"
"You need a practice date, you want the date to go well right?"
That was true he did want the date to go well. He didn't want anything to go wrong when he took her out, and he knew he needed Miroku's help. But just how exactly was Miroku planning on helping him, somehow he was afraid to ask.
"Yes I do."
"My cousin Ayame is coming to town. You can take her out."
He didn't really want to take this girl out. But there was the fact that he knew nothing about the future, so if taking Ayame out would help him. Then he would just do it just for the hell of it.
"Fine, alright."
"Cool theres a festival coming up. I'll bring Sango, and you take Ayame." Miroku told her.
"Feh! Sure."
Moments later they got off the phone, and Inuyasha handed the phone back to Kikyou. She did want to know what they spoke about. But found it better not to ask, especially since Miroku was involved. Not that she didn't love her friend, she just knew how he was.
Soon the phone rang and Kikyou answered it. It was Miroku and he wanted to finish his talk with Inuyasha, she handed him the phone. And decided to go up to her room and finish her work in silence.
"Yea what is it?" Inuyasha asked impatiently.
"I decided to help you myself, I'll come by around 1:00 tomorrow."
"Yea, alright."
Inuyasha was of course glad that he didn't have to take Ayame out. But now he had to worry about what Miroku had planned. He fell down on the couch and accidentally pressed the remote, just then the T.V was turned on. He opened his eyes in awe as he saw the weird box move.
He sat there watching it as if he was in a trance. He had never before witnessed anything like this in his life. When Kikyou came back downstairs she saw him watching the T.V. Surprised that he didn't try to attack it, or something like that.
"Hey Kikyou what do you call this thing?"
"Its a T.V. People like to watch this when they have nothing better to do."
He could really understand that. Because he was now bored out of his mind, and watching T.V had proved entertaining. Instead of staying to watch it with him she went into the kitchen. And grabbed a cup of coffee she would be up all night.
"Hey whats in that?"
"Coffee, I don't think..."
Before she could finish Inuyasha grabbed the cup and drunk it fast. Soon his eyes grew bigger and he started jumping up and down.
"Kikyou this stuff is great, you have anymore."
She figured it would have made him hyper. Now she needed a way to get him normal again, but what. She took the empty cup from him and set it on the table. For the normal person coffee would have a different effect on them. But since he wasn't used to coffee it made him hyper.
"Inuyasha settle down... I don't have anymore coffee."
With that being said he sat down again, scratching his head in confusion. He couldn't explain this sudden urge for coffee.
"Kikyou we need to get some now..."
"I promise I will get you some tomorrow."
He seemed satisfied with the answer and settled down. Kikyou decided to just go upstairs and sleep, although she had not finished her work. She was now too tired to even look at it. When she got to her room she fell flat on her bed, and before she knew it was now asleep.
As she lay there sleeping Inuyasha had found himself in her room again. He couldn't take his eyes off of her she was really beautiful while she slept. He found himself more and more drawn to her. And even though they had not known each other long, he felt like he knew her forever.
Before he was completely aware of what he was doing, he was now holding Kikyou in his arms. It felt so right to him and he did not want to let her go. Was it fate or something that brought them together like this, although he did not believe in fate.
He had to admit it was something that brought them together. And he wasn't sure what it was, but he knew he had never felt like this about anyone before.
"Kikyou... I think I... love you." he whispered to her.
The next day Miroku came at around 1:00 like he said. Kikyou was still asleep which made it easier for Inuyasha to leave. Miroku was unusually quiet and didn't say anything. Inuyasha found this all sort of weird, and wondered why he wasn't saying anything.
"Hey where are we going?" Inuyasha questioned.
"Not far."
Miroku stopped at the park and told Inuyasha to sit and the desk. Inuyasha just shrugged his shoulders and sat at the desk. On the desk was a book and several other things.
"Miroku... what is all this?"
"Silence, class is in session. Inuyasha welcome to my training course, I'm your teacher Professor. Miroku." he said to him.
Inuyasha fell back out of his chair. What the hell was going on, Miroku was starting to freak him out. But he did need his help.
"Um." Inuyasha started.
"Now we are here to master the art of romance. Now Inuyasha don't you worry I will help you. By the time class is threw you'll be a real ladies man."
But somehow Inuyasha didn't believe him. Something told him that with Miroku anything and everything was expected. Hopefully nothing to weird would happen.
"You want to take my dear friend Kikyou on a date. But you need some help, I suggest dinner and movies. That is simple enough. But we do want a little excitement so I think you should take Kikyou to the festival."
Inuyasha didn't have a problem with that. But he still needed to know certain things, like what to do and what not to do. He wanted the date to go extremely well, without any problems.
"Yea thats great and all, but your supposed to be helping me."
"Your right. I will."
Miroku told Inuyasha to turn around while he got into character. Miroku decided the only way to help Inuyasha was to play the part. And make it seem like he was the one of the date, when Inuyasha turned around Miroku was standing there in a long wig.
"What the hell!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Inuyasha I'm going to pretend to be Kikyou. And we will act out this date, but the time we're down you should know everything."
Inuyasha didn't know whether to slap Miroku or run away screaming. This had to be the weirdest thing he had ever seen. Miroku sat down across from Inuyasha and so the date started.
"So Inuyasha where are you taking me?" Miroku asked putting on his best girls voice.
"Um,... well I thought we could go to the movies."
"Ha... ha Inuyasha you are so sweet." he said pushing him gently.
This was getting weirder and weirder by the second.
"Now Inuyasha remember on your date, always tell the girl how beautiful she looks."
"Alright."
Then Miroku glanced at him as if he was waiting for something.
"What?" Inuyasha asked impatiently.
"Well tell me... I mean Kikyou how beautiful she is."
Inuyasha sighed heavily. There was no way to he was gonna tell Miroku that he was beautiful. Miroku sat there and Inuyasha was getting more freaked out by the minute.
"I'm not telling you your beautiful."
"Not me you idiot. Remember I'm pretending to be Kikyou. You need to be charming and nice on your date, you don't want to hurt Kikyou's feelings do you?"
He gritted his teeth angrily, and then said it in a whisper.
"Kikyou... you... look, beautiful..." he said.
"See now that wasn't so bad was it."
Miroku then got into more details about what he should do on his date. Inuyasha took mental notes on everything that Miroku said. He wasn't sure about the whole fondling and grouping thing, that just wasn't his style at all. Besides he did not need to do all that with Kikyou.
"Lastly remember to hold Kikyou's hand, and don't forget to get that goodnight kiss in."
Finally after one final lecture Miroku took off the wig. And then he and Inuyasha shook hands, and he wished him luck on his date.
"I think your ready for your date. Now you have to ask her properly, lets go and get some things you need."
Inuyasha just shrugged his shoulders and followed Miroku to the store. Meanwhile Kikyou awoke to see that Inuyasha was nowhere to be found. She figured he would come back when he was ready, she did not have to worry. But she kind of started to wonder where he went.
But she decided not to think to much about it. Instead she went into the kitchen and decided to try and finish her work. And since it was quiet and there was nothing to get her distracted, and she was able to finish. Soon there was a knock at the door. She opened it to see Inuyasha standing there with some flowers.
"Inuyasha?" she said surprised.
"Kikyou, here these are for you."
She took the flowers and started to wonder what this was all about.
"Inuyasha thank you there beautiful."
"Also Kikyou, will you allow me to take you on a date?"
So this was what it this whole thing was about. No wonder he wanted to talk to Miroku so bad, she had to admit it was incredibly sweet of him. How could she turn him down.
"Of course, I would gladly go out with you."
I bet you all were thinking their date would be in this chapter but its not. Lol. U all just have to wait until i update again whenever that maybe. R&R
