Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. So don't sue me. All I have are cookies and I need those to live. ;;
Warnings: This is a slash. If you do not know what that means it means this story has homosexual material. If you don't like it or it offends you don't read it. Otherwise enjoy it.
Summary: Severus and Lucius are demons. One day after a party they. Find an eight year old Harry. Abused and beaten in a park. They take him to Malfoy and Snape castle and things change. AU Slash Snarry and other pairing .

A/N: Lookie! Lookie! I'm updating!

Chapter 6: Childish Antics

They apparated back to the house to find Lucius waiting for them. "Hey Luc what's up?" Severus. "Your mate is giving me a major. You think some totally abused kid would you know be all like act like some typical totally abused kid. But noooo instead he goes on a rampage with Draco to destroy the entire friggin castle!" "...Sooo does that mean he's up?" Severus asked Remus just stared looking at them with an expression that clearly read 'What the fuck is going on here?' "Naaaah he's on a rampage unconscious. And to think you're supposed to be the smart one and I'm supposed to be the super ultra mega sex god dude." Lucius said flipping his oh-so perfect hair. "Excuse me I'm the dark and mysterious one that everyone dreams to be with." he said folding his arms in a very sexy elegant way. "Ummm what about Harry? Is he okay. I thought we were going to see him? And what do you mean totally abused kid?" "Ummm yea….err" Severus was cut off by a loud explosion. "HOLY SHIT WHAT TH HELL DID THEY DO NOW!" Lucius started running to where the explosion came from followed by Severus and Remus.

They reached the main hallway only to find both Draco and Harry staring extremely wide-eyed at a huge hole in the wall. "………Draaaaaco what did you do." Draco turned around and gave his father the biggest puppy dog eyes he could. "Promise you won't get mad." he asked. 'GODDAMMIT!' "Of course." he replied. "I wanted to show Harry how to make the muffins giant sized with a potion." he said. "HARRY WHERE'S HARRY?" Remus suddenly said out of nowhere. Severus pointed him out to Remus. "…the muffin is dead." he was poking it with a stick. "COOL!" Severus looked at him blankly while Remus started chasing him screaming "OH MY GOD I THIOUGHT I YOU WERE DEAD!" Causing Harry to run away screaming at the top of his lungs in fear.

"Draco what potion did you use?" Severus asked. "This one!" Draco pulled out a vial of blue potion from his pocket. "Oh no.." Severus stared at it. "Oh no what?" Lucius asked. "That's not the growing potion….that's the stripper creating potion!" Suddenly the muffin started to bubble and grow. "IT'S NOT DEAD!" Harry yelled suddenly stopping causing Remus to trip on him. The muffin began to grow. "IT'S GROWING TOO!" Draco started waving his arms in the air like a way too happy maniac. The muffin started to take shape. It started to grow really nice legs. Then started to grow perfect arms. And a perfect body. And a head with long brown hair and brown eyes. (A/N: Not a Mary sue.) And sadly se wasn't wearing any clothes. And lastly a small piece of blueberry that was left turned into a pole. " Daddy daddy daddy! She's nekkid!" Draco said pointing to her. "This is way better than seeing Dumbledore fucking Haggard." Remiss said. "Did you have to mention that?" Severus said."…WAIT DUBELDORE'S ON TOP! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THAT'S NASTY." "Wait Dumbledore's on top….how the hell does his dick even get in…" Lucius started to go into ponder mode when all of a sudden Harry screamed.

A/N: Yes I'm gonna end it there. I know this isn't very good but I still like it. Why I added a muffin born stripper I dun know. But she's not a Mary Sue I don't think she'll even be in much of this story. Well yea Harry and Sevvie will start getting close within the next couple of chapters. I just need t get past this beginning part. And now the most important thing I have to say is now that I have time and I'm all studied up for my finals and school isn't going that badly I have more time to write….plusduring Video, English, and Science class this is like all I do. Sha love ya guys. Pls R&R….I'll jus die if u don't.