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Chapter 3: Notes Passed between Lee and George, Transfiguration class, November 21st:

Hey Lee

Hey mate, what's up?

I asked Alicia out yesterday.

What?? What happened??

She said no...so I said I'd give her ice cream, then she said yes, then she said she was lying and that she wouldn't go...she thinks I'm gonna do something bad.

Well...she has a point mate.

Hey! You're supposed to be on my side!

I am..I am...but do you even like her mate??? Last I heard she was "an ugly skank bitch"...your words, not mine.

Yeah...well...maybe I'm beginning to see a different side of her.

Are you feeling all right mate???

Yeah...well except for the burning pain of loving someone who hates your guts...oh dear god I can't believe I said that...I'm going to go die now...bye!

Wait...before you die...WHAT??!

Oh shut up.

You're in love with her?

It's either that or indigestion...I know I'm too young to be in love...but...I dunno...and don't think that I'm going soppy...this is manly love...

Manly love? No no no no...manly love is the deep loving bond between a man and his Quidditch team....but...Alicia???

What's wrong with Alicia??

There's NOTHING wrong with Alicia, you're the one who since first year has been trying to convince the rest of us that there's something wrong with her...I don't get it.

Neither do I...but just over the last month...I dunno.

Woah...are you gonna tell her?

Well I asked her out yesterday!!!

Yeah, but are you gonna tell her that you're in love with her?

NO! She'd laugh at me.

...True.

THIS SUCKS! What am I meant to do? It's all right for you...I mean, we all know that Katie likes you too...you're just too wimpy to ask her out...but with me...

I am not too wimpy; I'm just...waiting for the right moment ok! Well...I dunno what you can do...I wish I could help...but...

I should probably just go back to hating her...OR I could change!! And WOO her!! When's the right moment?

Woo her??? no mate, the last thing you want is for her to figure out that something's going on...and I dunno, I've been putting off the perfect moment for like, a year now...its pathetic really.

AHA! I'm not the only pathetic one! I think you should just ask her...she really likes you!

Mate...I can't, I'll start to...and then I'll just start stuttering like an idiot! I just can't!

But there's no chance of you being rejected!

But why would she want to go out with me???

Because of your DREADS.

Hey...don't bring the dreads into this.

No really...I heard her talking about them...she says she likes them.

That's a lot of pressure on my dreads...

DON'T BE SOO PARANOID! ITS SOOOO ABVIOUS THAT YOU LIKE EACHOTHER. JUST ASK HER OUT!!!!!!!!

SO SAYS THE GUY WHOSE IN LOVE WITH ALICIA SPINNET!!!

Touché...but you guys like each other, Alicia hates me.

Well, that's because you've given her more than enough reason to, remember what you did to her on her birthday last year???

Aahahaha...that was funny! Ahahaha...wait...DAMN!

It was hilarious mate...but not to her.

Were both stuffed aren't we?

This is pathetic; we should go drown our sorrows in a good old non alcoholic butter beer.

Don't remind me...I asked Alicia to go have a butter beer with me...

Ok...now you're just being a sissy mate.

end of note

Notes passed from Fred to Fred, Transfiguration Class, November 21st:

Dearest Fred,

As you are being ignored by George and Lee, I shall talk to you.

You are a damn hot, spunky son of a gun. Any girl would be lucky to go out with you.

Love, Fred.

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