BD: New chapter. Sorry it took so long ((sweatdrop))
Demented Songs Chapter 3: A Little Bit of Christmas
Demented Song #7: Tyson's More Skinny
Original Song: Larger Than Life Backstreet Boys
Summary on Song: How to put Tyson on a diet… by FORCE! XD
You need to run and hide when Tyson's at the buffet,
Alriiiiiiiight,
Cause if you go then you'll have the prices to pay,
AlrIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight,
All of your food will be gone in an iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnstant!
All you restaurants can't you see?
Can't you see?
How your food's affecting Tyson's beeeelly,
Every time he chomps,
You take food away,
And that made Tysoooooon more skinny!
Skinny!
Lookin' at the time I can see that it is noon,
C'mon,
Wishin' I could help him in a different way,
C'mon!
Cause all of your food will be gone in an iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnstant!
All you restaurants can't you see?
Can't you see?
How your food's affecting Tyson's beeeelly,
Every time he chomps,
You take food away,
And that made Tysoooooon more skinny!
Tyson more skinnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,
((OOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooo))
Yeah,
((OOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooo))
That's right,
All of your food will be gone in an iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnstant!
All you restaurants can't you see?
Can't you see?
How your food's affecting Tyson's beeeelly,
Every time he chomps,
You take food away,
And that made Tysoooooon more skinny!
Yeah,
Every time he chomps,
Yeah,
You take food away,
Yeah,
That's what made Tyson SKINNY!
All you restaurants can't you see?
Can't you see?
How your food's affecting Tyson's beeeelly,
Every time he chomps,
You take food away,
And that made Tysoooooon more,
That made Tyson more,
That made Tyson more skinny!
Demented Song #8: Oh Max Tate
Original Song: Oh Christmas Tree
Summary on Song: Just a nice song about Maxie n.n
Oh Max Tate,
Oh Max Tate,
You're always really hyper,
Oh Max Tate,
Oh Max Tate,
You're always really hyper,
Not only when,
It's Halloween,
But in the months,
All in between,
Oh Max Tate,
Oh Max Tate,
You're always really hyper,
Oh Max Tate,
Oh Max Tate,
You always wear a smile,
Oh Max Tate,
Oh Max Tate,
You always wear a smile,
Not only when,
The sun shines bright,
But in the dark,
Where there's a fright,
Oh Max Tate,
Oh Max Tate,
You always wear a smile
Demented Song #9: Beyblade Bells
Original Song: Jingle Bells
Summary on Song: The Beyblade version of "Jingle Bells"
Jingle Bells,
Hilary smells,
Tyson layed an egg!
Dranzer's wing,
Broke again,
And Zagart got away,
HEY!
Jingle Bells,
Hilary smells,
Tyson layed an egg!
Dranzer's wing,
Broke again,
And Zagart got away,
Dashing through traffic,
Running my tush off,
Over the streets I go,
Hypervinalating!
Blade's on their launchers,
Getting ready to go,
What fun it is to scream and yell,
"LET IT RIP!"
Jingle Bells,
Hilary smells,
Tyson layed an egg!
Dranzer's wing,
Broke again,
And Zagart got away,
HEY!
Jingle Bells,
Hilary smells,
Tyson layed an egg!
Dranzer's wing,
Broke again,
And Zagart got away,
A day or two ago,
I thought I lost Dragoon,
Soon I found he wasn't lost,
He just was on the floor,
Then Kai said one day,
"You really ought to pay,
More attention to your blade,
Or I'll steal it away!"
Jingle Bells,
Hilary smells,
Tyson layed an egg!
Dranzer's wing,
Broke again,
And Zagart got away,
HEY!
Jingle Bells,
Hilary smells,
Tyson layed an egg!
Dranzer's wing,
Broke again,
And Zagart got away,
Now my name is Kai,
my grandfather should die,
Take my Dranzer blade,
And I'll be real pissed off,
I'll hunt you down, okay?
Then you're gonna pay,
I'll throw my fist right at your face,
And then I think you're dead.
Jingle Bells,
Hilary smells,
Tyson layed an egg!
Dranzer's wing,
Broke again,
And Zagart got away,
HEY!
Jingle Bells,
Hilary smells,
Tyson layed an egg!
Dranzer's wing,
Broke again,
And Zagart got away!
END
BD: That's all for now. I'll try to update this one more often ((With better songs)), but school started now and I STILL have writers block. Thanks for reading! Bye!