Demented Songs Chapter 4: More Corny Dementedness XD
Demented Song #10: Brooklyn
Original Song: The Badger Song
Summary on Song: The one is really crappy… there's no point in flaming on it because I'm not going to change it. It shall just have to be crappy forevermore XDXDXD.
Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn,
Kingston, KINGSTON
Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn,
Kingston, KINGSTON
Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn,
Kingston, KINGSTON
Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn,
ZUES ITS ZUES! AHHHHHHHH ITS ZUES! (And yeah, it just going on forever like this and repeats over and over again XD
Demented Song #11: Tyson's Pumpkin Pie
Original Song: In the End, by Linkin Park
Summary on Song: Tyson goes to a pie store, but they don't have the kind he wants. Yeah, I'm making him look stupid again, it's a hobby of mine (yes, it is ONCE AGAIN a little corny XD)
Tyson: It starts with one taste,
I don't know why,
It doesn't even matter how hard I bite,
It still tastes like apple pie,
but didn't I order pumpkin pie?
All I know…
Tyson: Pie's a delicious thing
Find the best one and you'll feel like a king,
But I still want my pumpkin pie not this,
I thought I ordered the best,
But why this?
Tyson: Didn't look that different,
From any of the other pies,
Trying to tell them,
They can't even tell one pie from the next,
I'm so annoyed!
Tyson: I worked really hard for this and even though I tried,
They can't make my pie,
Man I so pissed,
Where's the manager,
I'm complaining,
Manager: Yes, what's wrong sir?
Tyson: I worked real hard,
To get this piiiiiiiie,
But in the end,
You can't even get me,
The correct one,
Man you guys suck,
And in the end,
You can't even get me the correct one,
Tyson: One thing,
I don't know why,
It didn't even matter how hard I tried,
They still wouldn't give me my pumpkin pie,
The one I asked for,
I got so ticked…
Tyson: In spite of the way this was mocking me,
The answer really was shocking me,
It really was an apple pie store,
I was surprised,
Like really shocked…
Tyson: Thingy aren't the way they were before,
Now I can't even go back in that store,
Not like I meant to do all those things,
Just thought that,
They screwed up!
Tyson: I felt really bad inside and even thought I tried,
I still can't go back.
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time,
When I,
Tyson: Tried so hard,
But didn't get far,
And in the end,
I didn't even get my pie,
I had to yell,
To lose it all,
And in the end,
I got kicked oooooooooooooooooouuuuuut.
Tyson: I put my trust,
In them,
Then I went and yelled at them,
All of this,
Because I didn't get my piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie.
Tyson: I put my trust,
In them!
Then I went and yelled at them!
All of this,
Because I didn't get my piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!
Tyson: Tried so hard,
But didn't get far,
And in the end,
I didn't even get my pie,
I had to yell,
To lose it all,
And in the end,
I got kicked oooooooooooooooooouuuuuut……
Demented Song #12: Black Bird
Original Song: Black Sheep ((You know, "Ba ba black sheep, have you any wool?"))
Summary on Song: Black Dranzer's version of the song. This will probably be the most corniest your eyes will read ((sweatdrops))
Random Person: Blah,
Blah,
Black bird,
Have you any flame?
Black Dranzer: Yes sir,
Yes sir,
Three stomachs full.
One for Boris,
One for Takao,
One for the Beystadium down the road.
Random Person: Blah,
Blah,
Black bird,
Have you any flame?
Black Dranzer: Yes sir,
Yes sir,
Three stomachs full.
Random Person: Oo;;;;
END
BD: Yay! No more dementers block! n.n I'm going to try to post more non-corny one's or more funnier ones in the next chapter. Thanks for reading/singing!