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Chapter 5: Notes passed between Alicia and Lee in divination class November 24th:

I'm not usually one to judge…but Trelawney really is a psycho.

You can say that again.

I'm not usually one to judge…but Trelawney really is a psycho.

You can say that again…except umm…not quite so literally this time, Lee

K, note to self: Don't ever repeat what Alicia Spinnet tells me to do again, happy?

Yup, as happy as Snape after an enema….EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I have…NO idea whatsoever why I said that…I think all these damn tea leaves are getting to my head.

shudders…that scarred me for life.

Do you think we could both be mature young adults and move past this, forgetting that I ever mentioned the words 'Snape' and 'enema' in the same sentence?

Uhh…nope

Dang

So what's up?

Nothing…I've been hanging out with KATIE a lot, man I love KATIE, she's the best…don't you think that KATIE is the best?

What's that supposed to mean?

I dunno…you tell me.

Bloody hell!

You can't tell cos you're sitting behind me…but I'm smirking right now.

Oh shut up.

Oh it's so obvious Lee!

What? That you're smirking???

I'm going to ignore that…c'mon, just admit it.

There's nothing TO admit.

Yeah, except that you're like, desperately in love with Katie Bell.

Oh bloody hell! You and George are exactly the same! Give me a break all right!?

Don't you ever EVER compare me to George 'I have no penis and suck hairy testicles' Weasley!

You really hate him huh?

You can say that again.

You really hate him huh?

What did I say about taking me literally?

Sorry, won't happen again.

Good

He's not that bad you know.

Who?

George

No…he's worse

Give him a chance

Like he gave me a chance on my birthday last year?

No…..not like…that. Look, never mind ok?

Yeah…ok…wanna swap tea cups?

Sure, I hope you can see something in my cup other than...well…soggy tea leaves.

Ahahahahah! If I squint I see a penis!!!....or is it a camel??

It's disturbing that you can't tell the difference…In yours I see…soggy tea leaves.

Use your imagination! Expand your mind as Trelawney would say!

All right fine…I guess I see…a…fat balding man with a pocket watch…next to a big pile of tea leaves.

Lol, I don't believe you.

I do!

All right, well then what does that mean smartass??

Hang on…I'll look it up…oh would you look at that! It means 'people' change; you should give 'people' another chance.

Oh it does not say that!

Sure it does, you can even check the book!

…I just did! It doesn't say that Lee!

Yeah…but it SHOULD!! I'm gonna…owl the author or something.

You're gonna owl G.R Wizzlebottom who dies in 1798???

…yes.

Fine, be sure to give him my regards…and I've decided that yours is neither a penis nor a camel…it's a blonde…short…pretty Quidditch player…

And what exactly does the book have to say about that one?

Oh I think you know.

end of note

Notes passed between Fred and George in divination, November 24th:

Oh Frederiko!

Oh dearest Georgette!

Hmmm…in your future I see…a long journey…with a dark stranger…possibly a man

Score! I'm getting laid!

I'm glad you have come to terms with your sexuality.

Oh shut up you git.

end of note

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