Demented Songs Chapter 6: KAI'S WHAT!, a beyblade fanfic

Bwack Dwanzo: ALRIGHT! A CHAPTER WORTH SINGING! XDXD n.n I actually worked hard on these last night! Yay!

Demented Songs chapter 6: KAI'S WHAT!

Demented Song #16: Kai's Gay!
Original Song: Wake Me up When September Ends – Green Day
Summary on Song: Maxie and Takao get a little bit sugar high off their Halloween candy and make some pretty bad assumptions XD!

Maxie: Halloween has,
Come and past,
My candy will never last,
Wake me up,
When November ends.

I was a dude wrapped up in a cast,
Swear this candy still won't last,
Past me till,
At least November 10th.

Here comes my mom again,
Telling me to save my candy,
Too bad my mumsy-luv.
Me and Takao are already high and dandy.

As me and him rest,
We'll never forget that great day,
When we thought,
That Kai was gay.

-gets a little louder-

Maxie: Kai was looking at Ray all day,

We could see it in his eyes,
We knew he was gay,
Ha ha we,
Finally caught you Kai!

We spied on Kai at least half that day,
We even got a part on tape,
Where it seemed.
Kai almost raped Ray.

Then Kai came towards us,
Cause Takao left the camera light on,
He said "What are you guys doing here?"
We said "Kai, we think you're gay"

As we backed away slowly,
We'll never forget the words he said,
"You little –beeps-,
He took my Dranzer blade!"

-now use your imagination XD-

-gets softer-

Maxie: Sugar high's come and past,
And curiosity sure is a pain in the –bleep-,
Turns out we,
Were completely wrong.

Ray took Kai's Dranzer blade,
So he could get closer to him,
Holy crap,
Ray is freakin gay O.O

Holy crap,
Ray is freakn gay O.O

Holy crap,
Ray is freakin gay! O.O

Demented Song #17: Why Kai?
Original Song: B.Y.O.B - System of a Down
Summary on Song: Tala's a little jealous about Kai taking the spotlight with Black Dranzer and intends to TAKE HIM DOWN!

Tala: WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND KAI FIRST?

Tala: I am getting so pissed off,
At that Boris!
Just cause Kai's got Black Dranzer,
DOESN'T MAKE HIM SPECIAL!
I swear I will get my revenge on you one day stupid KAI!
HUST CAUSE YOUR GRANDFATHER OWNS this place doesn't mean I'll give you mercy!

((lalalalalalalalalala!OOOooooo))

Tala: Kai one day I'll beat you then I will spit in your face
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XDXD
Then you'll be a laughing stalk; you'll be a disgrace.

Tala: Launching Wolborg everywhere and killing Black Dranzer's best parts!
Slaughtering and murdering till Kai falls apart!
"Can't you handle this great Kai?
Or you TOO WEAK?
Maybe you should just give up,
Give into Wolborg's awesome power."

((lalalalalalalalalala!OOOooooo))

Tala: Kai one day I'll beat you then I will spit in your face
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XDXD
Then you'll be a laughing stalk; you'll be a disgrace.

Tala: C'MON BOYS!
IT'S BLADING TIME!
AND WE'RE ALL GONNA GANG UP ON KAI!
C'MON BOYS!
IT'S BLADING TIME!

SO LAUNCH YOUR BEYBLADES NOW!
LAUNCH YOUR BEYBLADES NOW!
LAUNCH YOUR BEYBLADES NOW!

MASTER BORIS HATE YOU WORST,
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND KAI FIRST!
MASTER BORIS HATE YOU WORST,
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND KAI FIRST!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND KAI FIRST!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND KAI FIRST!

Tala: Launching Beyblades everywhere and killing Black Dranzer's best parts!
Slaughtering and murdering till Kai falls apart!
"Can't you handle this great Kai?
Or you TOO WEAK?
Maybe you should just give up,
Give into our awesome power."

((lalalalalalalalalala!OOOooooo))

Tala: Kai one day I'll beat you then I will spit in your face
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XDXD
Then you'll be a laughing stalk; you'll be a disgrace.

Kai one day I'll beat you then I will spit in your face
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XDXD
Then you'll be a laughing stalk; you'll be a dis-

Tala: LAUNCH YOUR BEYBLADES NOW!
LAUNCH YOUR BEYBLADES NOW!

MASTER BORIS HATE YOU WORST,
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND KAI FIRST!
MASTER BORIS HATE YOU WORST,
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND KAI FIRST!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND KAI FIRST!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND KAI FIRST!

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND KAI FIRST!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND KAI FIRST!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND KAI FIRST!
YOU ALWAYS SEND KAI FIRST!
YOU ALWAYS SEND KAI FIRST!

Demented Song #18: Jingle Bells: Beyblade Style!
Original Song: Jingle Bells
Summary on Song: A Beyblade version of Jingle Bells, Demented by Jani Rieme. XDXDXD!

Ripping through the snow,
At a hundred revs per sec,
We've drunken too much wine,
Pray that we don't wreck!
Sounds of launchers while,
Beyblades spin and crash,
Oh what fun it is to burn,
Tyson's favorite shirt to ash!

Oohhhhhh
Jingle bells,
Tyson smells,
Daichi needs a brain,
Grandpa needs to learn to drive and Hiro missed his train!

(Hey, WAIT!)

Jingle Bells!
Max has shells!
Rei needs a new haircut!
Kai is very scary but he's got one good looking butt!

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Bwack Dwanzo: WOO! I MET 5 PAGES! XDXDXD awesome! XD noticehow most of these have Kai in them? XDXD I promise youI don't mean to, it just ends up like that! n.n; please review!