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POST HOGSMEADE

Notes Passed Between Katie and Alicia in History of Magic, 29th November:

Hello Ms. Spinnet.

Hello Mrs Jordan, lol

Fine then if we're going to play that game hellooooooooo MRS WEASLY!!

Oh god, not this again!

I have a reason!

And what is that??

Well unless Emma and Siobhan have merged into one red-headed, freckly boy, I saw you in the Three Broomsticks with George Weasly!!

Ummm…Emma and Siobhan have…special powers

Why didn't you tell me?

There was nothing to tell!!

You were on a date with GEORGE WEASLY. I think that's something.

It wasn't a date I just…ran into him…

Oh come on Leash, I caught you in the act!

Can you just shut up about this???

No I can't!!

Please??

NO!! Leash this is a big deal. Tell me.

Well…maybe he's not as bad as I thought.

OMG!! Tell me what happened.

It was…I dunno. I was actually having fun despite myself…I mean, I dunno, he just…makes me laugh.

So was it a date?? What did you do?? Did you kiss?? Is there going to be another date??

No, stuff, NO, I don't know.

Come on you're not telling me anything!!

Well…there's nothing to tell ok. I hung out with George Weasly. I had an ok…fine a great time, but it didn't mean anything.

So when did he ask you??

When we were passing notes.

Why didn't you tell me??

Cause I knew you'd react like…well, this!

I thought you hated George! That's the only reason I'm making such a big deal!!

Well…I do…I mean…I did…oh I dunno…I'm so confused!

Well I think he likes you LOTS so you're going to have to decide soon.

Yeah, yeah…look can we talk about this later? Anyways...YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUAND LEELEE!! Angie told me you were with him!

I just can't stop smiling…

I noticed! What happened??

Well I was just gonna go by myself and go to Honeydukes, when he came up to me and said that he didn't have anyone to go with either so we went together…we went to Honeydukes and Zonkos, then we went into the Three Broomsticks and saw YOU and GEORGE. We had a drink then we left. We just walked around…and then we started holding hands…and then he kissed me…only on the cheek…but still!!

OMG! THAT'S HUGE!! Why didn't you tell me before now??

Because…you weren't talking to me lol…I think we should just tell each other everything…

Everything?? You even wanna know about my pooping patterns??

Well…not THAT…but you have to tell me everything about George and I'll tell you everything about Lee.

k…OMG I cant believe you guys finally got your act together!

What do you mean? It's not as if we're going out…I wish we were though…besides I think he still likes that other girl…it's not me…I talked to him.

Someone here is dumb…and it's not me…

No! I'm being serious.

You want me to talk to Lee about it?

NO!...well…yes…but please be discreet…

Discreet is my middle name!

Yeah bullshit.

All right fine…it's Beatrice…now you know!

AHAHAHHAHAHAH BEATRICE!

END OF NOTE

Notes passed between Lee and George in History of Magic, November 29th.

Hey mate.

Hey Lee!

An exclamation mark! You're happy about something!

Indeed I am!

I'm not even gonna bother asking what about; cos I know you're gonna tell me anyway.

I HAD A SUCCESFUL DATE WITH ALICIA!

I saw!

Really??

Yup, at the three broomsticks, so what happened?!

Oh…well we just talked for ages…and I made her laugh more than once!

What the hell did you guys talk about? Are you trying to tell me that after 5 years of hating each other you guys actually have something in common?

It's amazing, I know! But it was so easy talking to her! And she seemed like she was having a good time!

So are you guys…you know?

…what?

Together.

No…I don't even know if she wants to go out again…but I REALLY do…and we didn't do anything…we just talked.

Wanna know what IIIIIII did with Katie??

…K…I suppose I don't have a choice anyway.

We spent the entire day in Hogsmeade together, she's amazing! We held hands and I kissed her!

You kissed her?!

Yeah!

Like…properly?

Yeah!

Like…on the lips?

Yeah…well...actually…with MY lips…

So where then??

Cheek.

So what, are you going out now?

I DON'T KNOW!

Well are you going to ask her out again?

Well…technically I didn't even ask her out THIS time…we just kinda…ran into each other.

Well…are you gonna ask her out AT ALL??

I dunno…I want to…but uhh…

Oh come on! You obviously like each other, ESPECIALLY after what happened this weekend…seriously…just ask her out…

OK OK! Jesus.

Good.

END OF NOTE

Notes passed between Lee and Alicia, 29th November in Divination:

…We've gotta stop writing notes to each other in divination like this!

Lol, I feel so loved Spinnet.

So you should! AHAHAHHA!

What?

I was informed about your little uhh…'outing' at Hogsmeade.

Who told you??

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatie.

Katie? What did she say???

That you were hideously ugly, smelt bad and uhh, have ugly hair and that she never wants to see you again.

…Really???

LOL! Aww, how sweet, you're too pathetically lovesick to appreciate my sarcasm!

Oh shut up.

Ummm…no, so seriously, how was it? And don't start with the 'it wasn't a date, I don't like her' bullshit, cos I'll kick you.

It wasn't a date; I don't like her, lol.

That's hilarious! Really!

OWW!

I told you I'd kick you. C'mon really, we both know you luuuuurve her, just tell me k?

It was amazing, she's amazing ok?

So then why don't you ask her out again?

Because…I doubt she'd even want to.

THE TWO OF YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOTS I'VE EVER MET!

…thanks…I guess.

No! Listen, the rest of us see it, why is it so hard for both of you to see that you're perfect for each other???

Maybe I need glasses…

Or maybe you just need to be kicked again…

Please no! You kick like a guy, and I mean that in the most complementary way possible oh testosterone filled one!

Well, then admit to me right now that you like her.

I can't.

Why?!

Because.

BECAUSE BLOODY WHAT?!

Because…uhh…I don't just like her…I think I'm in love with her.

Oh.

Yeah.

Woah.

Yeah.

Woah…

END OF NOTE

Notes passed between Alicia and George in Transfiguration, 29th November

Hey Leash

Hey.

Um…how are you??

I'm ummm, good, you?

Yeah me too…so did you have fun on the weekend??

As much as I hate to admit it, I uhh…had a great time…thanks

Good…I was really worried I'd make a knob of myself and you'd never want to talk to me again…

Well, the knob part is right lol. But uhhh…you're not as bad as I thought you were.

Really??

Yeah.

So…uhh…you wouldn't consider maybe doing something else soon…would you??

Depends, are you considering asking me to do something else soon??

Maybe…

Well then, if you ask me maybe I'll say yes.

Ok then…would you like to do something soon?

Maybe, lol.

Is that the best answer I'm going to get?

Maybe.

Hmmm, what if I were to put this chocolate frog on the desk, and then turn around…When I turn around back I would hope that this frog would be gone and I would have another date with Ms Spinnet, how bout that?!

That sounds like a good idea to me Mr Weasley.

All right…here's the frog…I'm turning around now…

OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! A CHOCOLATE FROG! I am so overjoyed by the fact that a chocolate frog has appeared on my desk that I think I shall go on another date with you.

Yay! Where shall we go my lady??

Surprise me…good sir, oh god, I'm flirting with a Weasley…this isn't natural…I think I need to sit down.

1: You are sitting down.

2: Is it really that unnatural to be flirting with me? I'm kind of enjoying myself really.

1: Shh!

2: Yeah...me too.

This is a bit of a difference to just a week ago…a better difference.

Yeah…can I ask you something?

Please do.

Why have you given me shit for the past 5 years?

Well…you were one of the first people I saw here…also…I thought you were really pretty but I couldn't say that so to cover it up I was a dickhead…

Oh...well…that doesn't explain what you did to me on my birthday last year!!!

Yeah well…that was…I don't want to say it...it's embarrassing and you'll think I'm a wimp.

Just say it.

Fine…the night before I had a dream about you…not like a wet dream or anything…but I had convinced myself that I hated you so I had to fight against the dream…if you get what I mean…

…what happened in this dream??

I can't really remember…we were dancing…and you looked beautiful, like you always do, and you smelled like jelly babies…we may have kissed…I don't remember…

Wow…

I told you it was embarrassing…and now I'm blushing…I FEEL LIKE SUCH A GIRL!

Don't be embarrassed…really…I'm…shocked, but definitely in the best way possible and hey…you're not alone, I'm blushing too, lol.

So you don't think I'm a loser???

Well…yeah…but a sweet one.

END OF NOTE

Notes pissed between Lee and Katie in Transfiguration, 29th November

Hey Katie

Hey

So uhhh…I had fun in Hogsmeade.

Yeah so did I…it was really cool…

Yeah…fancy running into each other like that…

Yeah it was a bit weird…good weird though…

Yeah…I wouldn't mind if we…ran into each other there again…next Saturday?

I would like that…if we were going to Hogsmeade next weekend…there isn't another trip for a month…

Darn! I mean…uhhh….that's too bad…

Yeah…but maybe we could run into each other somewhere else??

Maybe we could run into each other, on the grounds near the lake…

Yeah…that would be nice…

Yeah.

So…ummm…how are you??

I'm good, I'm better than good…

Really? Why??

Cause I', gay and I'm finally getting somewhere with that girl I told you about…

Oh…

Yeah…

So what happened with her to make you so happy?

You should know…you were there…

…what??

Nothing.

No tell me what you mean!! I don't remember anyone!

Well…she's pretty unforgettable…

But there wasn't anyone there! She's not invisible is she?

She's definitely not invisible.

Lee this is getting annoying! I can't remember anyone!!

Well if it's getting annoying quit bugging me about it, lol

Shut up…just tell me…please…

All in due time MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!

lol come on…I wont laugh or anything…

oh would you look at the time!!

NO. please tell me…I wont make a big deal about it. Why don't you want me to know?? It's not Alicia or anyone is it??

NOT TELLING

Please….does puppy dog face

That's not gonna work…

Then what will?

Look I'll tell you on the weekend ok, I promise

Lee it wont make a difference whether you tell me now or then

Fine

Yay! So who is it??

It's…you…it's always been you…

Lol no seriously

I'm deadly serious.

…What??

Katie, I've liked you since first year…

…Why didn't you tell me?

I couldn't.

Why?

Because every time I tried…I just couldn't …I'm so lame.

You're not lame…but I wish you'd told me.

Why?? So you could have rejected me earlier?

Reject???!

Yeah.

I would never reject you.

…what are you saying??

I've been waiting…well wanting to ask you out since…since forever! I was too scared to do it myself…I was so upset when I thought you liked someone else, so you better not be joking about this!

I'm not.

So what do we do now?

I…I dunno.

Well…it's really up to you.

Well…do you wanna…you know?

What?

I feel so stupid doing this in notes!

Yeah I know…but it's the only way we can right now, and I'm scared that if we say were gonna talk about ti after we never will.

Alright well…Katie, will you uhh…oh god I suck at this…will you go out with me?

You don't suck…and YES!

Really?

Yes…that is…if you do.

YES!

So then it's decided?

Yeah…yeah I guess it is…

Good…

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