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Second of all, ok, I have a really annoying older brother who sucks, and like, before I put up the last chapter, he went and added stupid stuff to it without me noticing, so anything like, weird, that was in there, that didn't make sense, was probably something he added! Sorry bout that!

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Chapter 11: Notes Passed between George and Alicia in Herbology, 30th November:

Hey Leash

Why hello!

So, what's up?

Nothing much, you?

Not a lot…my we lead such interesting lives.

Lol, I suppose.

How are you?

I'm as fantabulous as one can be with Madame Sprout lecturing us about plants…plants and what do you know!...more plants.

I like the plants…you know...the ones that burn and eat things.

Ahahahahahah!...I like the plants that are called the Mini Penicular Fungi.

There's one called that??

Ahahahahahah, yeah, it's in the corner over there, next to the big spiky one that's attacking the Hufflepuff girl.

Oh…umm, that's cool.

IT'S FUNNY! Cos it's name sounds like Penis Fungus!! AHAHAHHAHAHA! I'm like, laughing so hard that I'm crying, lmao!

Lol, calm down.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHH PENIS!!!

AHAHHAHAH! VAGINA! AAHAHHAHAHA A GINY! ARRGHH! That sounds like my sisters name! ARRGHH! Why is my little sisters name short for a vagina??

Well your parents are into some pretty weird names…I mean…they named YOU George! Lol.

Lol, shut up ALICIA

Hey! Alicia's a perfectly normal name GEORGE!

Nuh uh!

Yuh Huh!

Nuh uh!

I'm gonna ignore that because you have such an unattractive name.

Hey! Well…my dashing good looks make up for my lack of a good name don't they?

Do you really want me to answer that??

…yes.

Well…I won't!

Damn!

Lol, How about you comment on how attractive I am instead???

Ok…you're so beautiful…you're eyes...and…and…your ass.

My ass?!

…it's nice.

Quit talking about my butt!!

Lol, well I could talk about something else…

If you start talking about my boobs I'll hit you.

Lol, that's not what I was gonna say.

Well, then do tell me what you were going to say Georgie.

I was gonna say, will you go out with me?

What??

Do I really have to say it again? It was hard enough the first time.

Well…what do you mean?

I was just thinking that we might be able to do something again soon…I'm sorry to ruin the mood but…

I'd love to.

Really?

Sure, as long as you stop talking about my butt, lol.

You're not lying to me again are you?

Lol, that's for me to know and you to find out.

Please don't fuck with me about this Leash.

Please don't fuck with me about this Leash, lmao!

I'm being serious.

Lol, so was I when I said I'd love to.

Yeah well…yay!!

Lol, why are you so excited? It's just me stinky…it's not like…Pamela Anderson agreed to go out with you.

Pamela who?? And why the hell shouldn't I be excited?! It's YOU!

Baywatch. Boobs. Davis Hasselhoff…you've really never heard of her??...

Never…but I like the bit about the boobs…and I won't shut up! Why should I?

Because…it's embarrassing and not true…and I thought you'd enjoy the bit about the boobs, that's why I said it, lol.

What's not true? And I appreciate the mentioning of the boobs…it made my day.

Well, you're making a big deal of us hanging out…and I'm really not that big a deal Weasley…and I'm glad I was a part of making your day, perhaps you could do the same for me sometime.

You're the BIGGEST deal…and how exactly would I make your day?

No I'm really not…and...surprise me! Lol.

Yes you are…and I'm not sure you'd like my surprise.

No, no I'm really not…and oh god! I'm scared already, lol.

Lol, don't worry, it's not a 'last birthday' kind of surprise…and nothing I say will make you realise how amazing you are will it?

Well thank god for that…and by the way…I'm not blushing, it's a medical condition brought on by intense weather and umm…cat hair…yes.

…I made you blush??

NO! IT WAS THE WEATHER AND THE DAMNED CAT HAIR! DAMN THE CAT HAIR! DAMN ALL THE CAT HAIR! AND ALL THE CATS! AND WHILE I'M AT IT JUST ALL ANIMALS IN GENERAL!...cept monkeys…I like monkeys.

I don't like monkeys…they bite…now Gnomes…gnomes I like…and is it the fact that I'm so dashingly handsome, or my fantabulous personality that made you blush?

A little from column A…a little from column B.

…You think I'm dashingly handsome?

Nope, I lied.

GODDAMN! I think you're a compulsive liar…I don't think I wanna be your friend if you keep lying to me.

Well, perhaps you could help me find a cure for this compulsive lying uhh…disease that I have!

I have the cure!

And just what might that cure be?

A kiss from a red headed twin whose name ISN'T Fred.

Really?? Are you sure there isn't just some pill I could take?

Nope, it's the only cure.

But where oh where shall I find a red headed twin whose name isn't Fred to kiss?! Oh woe is me!

DO NOT FEAR CIVILLIAN! FOR I AM IN FACT A TWIN WITH RED HAIR!...AND MY NAME ISN'T FRED!

What a coincidence!!!

I know!!

But uhh…how can I be sure that red is your natural hair colour??! Perhaps it is you that is the compulsive liar!!!

…Do you really wanna know the answer to that?

Sure I do.

You wanna know how to tell I'm a real red head? Well then take a look at my…EYEBROWS!!

I dunno…they look more of a coppery brown to me…

gasps I can't believe you would say that!!

Well believe it Weasley, cos I did. Or perhaps I lied…MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

THE DISEASE IS GETTING WORSE! QUICK! YOU MUST KISS ME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

But what if I pass the disease onto you?!

That's a risk I'm willing to take.

As willing as you are…you are too dear to me! I couldn't let you get diseased! I wouldn't be able to live with myself!

…yeah you would…and I'm dear to you?!

No, I lied, LMAO!

OH FOR GODS SAKE!

AHAHHAHHAHAHAH!

Fine then…you….suck…I'm not gonna cure you now.

Well…good…I never wanted you to cure me in the first place.

sniffs That cut me deep!

Do you need a band-aid??

No.

Wasn't gonna give you one anyway!

...You're mean.

I'm sorry…it's the disease talking! It's taken over my mind!

Then let me cure you!

How do I know that the cure will work? Are you a doctor?? Or a nurse even??? Are you trained medically?!

…I did a first aid course 2 years ago.

Hmmm…and if I don't get cured I can sue you for all your worth?

…yyeeeeeeees…or even better, sue my first aid teacher.

Do I get any anaesthetic so I don't have to feel anything during the curing?

…nope.

But…WHAT IF SOMETHING GOES HORRIBLY WRONG?!

…I can do CPR too…

Yes…but can you tell me what CPR stands for?

…circumcision…penis…randy.

AHA! You are obviously not really medically trained! Any medically trained person would know that it stands for…cunt…pindick…rabies.

…I knew that.

As if you did!!

Shut up…I think you're just lying again.

I think that you're lying about the fact that I'm lying.

Im not the one with the disease!

Maybe you are! Maybe you need a red headed twin who isn't named Fred to kiss you and cure you!

Nuh uh!

YUH HUH!

NUH UH!

Yuh huh! Quick! Go get kissed or you'll die!!

Nuh uh…YOU'RE gonna die…you must kiss me.

Well…perhaps I'm suicidal and WANT to die.

That's not good for my self esteem… you would rather die than kiss me.

I didn't say that.

Yeah well…you...suck.

I'm hurt! Didn't your mom ever teach you not to insult people with terminal life threatening diseases!!??

Yep…she said to beat them with a stick to put them out of their misery…or maybe that was Fred…actually it might have been me…I find it hard to tell the difference sometimes.

Well if even YOU find it hard to tell the difference…perhaps when I am looking for you to kiss to cure my disease, I'll accidentally kiss Fred!

NO! That should really not happen…that would be BAD!

gasps How bad?!

REALLY BAD! Cause…cause I'd cry.

Well…I wouldn't want that would I…

No…cause then when you needed the cure I'd be all wet…

And a wet cure just wouldn't be good enough!

That's right…so I think you should get the cure right now before any mix-ups or wetness.

Well…actually…I'm feeling a little better.

NOOOOOOOOOOO! I think you should have the cure just in case.

LMAO, am I the only one who totally forgets what it is exactly you're supposed to be curing me for?

Something...but it's not the disease that matters…it's the cure.

Lol, wow…that's deep…you should be a doctor Georgie…you're not gonna shut up till I let you cure me are you?

Nope.

Hmmm…

Please?

There, happy? (A/n: Dear readers, we didn't know how to portray in notes that she kissed him on the cheek, so therefore…she kissed him on the cheek, lol)

YES…but I think to cure you fully we should be doing what Lee and Katie are doing.

Ahhh!! What ARE they doing?

I'm not quite sure…but Lee looks like he's eating her…

Yeah…and if I squint…Katie looks like a big purple Llama giving birth to a donkey.

…wow…you know she kinda does…

lmao, you weren't even squinting!

END OF NOTE

Notes Passed between Alicia and Katie in Herbology, 30th November:

You and Lee??! When did this happen and why wasn't I told about it?

Umm…Leash, hate to tell you, but I'm just a WEE bit busy…and it happened yesterday.

I can tell…but can you please be busy elsewhere…it's kinda gross…

If it's so gross then don't look! Now SHOO!

I'm shooing, I'm shooing!

END OF NOTE

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