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Notes Passed Between Fred and Lee in Charms, December 2nd:
Hey Fred, what's up mate?
Well…speaking of me being irresistible to all woman kind…
…huh?
You wouldn't believe me if I told you…
But let me guess, you're gonna tell me anyway?
What do you think it is about me? The hair? It's the hair isn't it?
Err…
Yeah…it must be…either that or my stellar wit…
Fred…if this is about your theory that McGonnigal was coming on to you in transfiguration…
The woman wouldn't bloody stop staring at me for a double lesson!
I'm gonna drop this before I get the urge to slap you…
Lee, I'm telling you, she made eyes at me and asked me to pull my 'wand' out…
Urrgh! Mate you're…If I act interested in what you're obviously dying to tell me will you drop this?
I swear if George hadn't been in that detention after class as well…she would've tried something…
FRED!
Lmao…ok ok…you'll never guess what happened to me last night.
Surprise me.
I hooked up with Alicia.
WHAT?
Couldn't keep her hands off me.
I…uhh…WHAT!
Yup.
Alicia?
Yup.
Alicia SPINNET!
Do we KNOW any other Alicia?
Well…there's Alicia Campbell in Hufflepuff…
…She's a first year…
Well I wouldn't put anything past you Fred…
Oh shut up you git.
I don't believe you mate.
shrugs doesn't bother me…
HOW? WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT ON BLOODY EARTH DID YOU SLIP IN HER PUMPKIN JUICE?
I'll ignore that…
Just bloody tell me Fred…
Well…it was about 11 at night…you and George were off doing god knows what…and I was tired after a long hard day of…
Doing nothing?
Look, am I telling the story or are you?
Sorry, sorry.
So as I was saying…I lay down on George's bed and had just drifted off when…
WHEN BLOODY WHAT MATE!
She must have sneaked in or something, but I woke up and she was kissing me, I pushed her away and asked her what the bloody hell she was doing…she said something about my kiss curing her from a disease…possibly leprosy…I cant be expected to remember details when I have a hot girl in my bed….and then well, she started kissing me again…and I wasn't gonna say no!
Wow…
Still trying to deny my masculine appeal?
I…woah…how…err…how far did you guys go?
We were making out for about…say the best part of half an hour…I reckon we would've gone further too if she hadn't heard Angelina calling her…
Blimey
Yeah…
Blimey…
Yeah…
Does George know?
Not yet…why?
This'll be messy…
Huh?
Never mind…
Whatever…but uh, do you think you guys would mind staying out of the dorm tonight as well…just in case I get a repeat performance?
You're hopeless.
That's not what Leash said last night.
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