JJ: Wahoo
BM: You don't sound very excited
JJ: I just want to HURRY UP!
BM: Fine, fine. First, to my two faithful reviewers: GlOwStIcKcAnDyGuRl and T-H-E-W-R-I-T-E-R-190 THANK YOU! And, if any of the other people who have reviewed are reading this, thank you too!
JJ: Since the disclaimer's not required, and neither of us feels like coming up with one, ON TO THE STORY!
Chapter 5 The princess and the queen
Maxima laughed scornfully.
"Are you saying you, a mere commoner, are challenging me, Queen Maxima! That's very interesting, but fortunately for you, the queen is not permitted to accept challenges from mere peasants" she said dismissively. Vegeta snorted.
"You fool! A true warrior accepts a challenge, no matter the class. But if it's SO important to you, this woman is not a mere commoner. She's a princess" he said. Chi Chi looked at him blankly for a moment, then her eyes lit up.
"Oh yeah, that's right!" Krillin exclaimed "Chi Chi IS a princess" "Her father's the Ox King of Fire Mountain!" Bulma exclaimed "The who of where?" Flash asked "A long story" Yamcha said "You guys have a lot of those" Flash sighed "You guys could write a series of books! Or star in a TV show! Maybe one of those Anime thingies" (he he he)
"You watch some of the STUPIDEST things" Green Lantern said, shaking his head. Yamcha gave them a blank look.
Between the two women became cold, and a person could nearly FEEL the energy crackling between them.
"Since you're SO eager to die, I may as well make your wish come true" Maxima said haughtily "Chi Chi, you don't have to do this, you don't know what you're getting into" Superman said "This little savage has no regard for other people, I'm going to teach her that she can not always have her own way" Chi Chi replied "You must be tired of living" Maxima said, yawning slightly "Shut up and fight" Chi Chi snapped, charging her. With surprising speed, she lashed out with her pudao, aiming straight for Maxima's middle. Maxima gasped as the pudao cut through the belt holding her sword, and Chi Chi grabbed it. Then, Chi Chi tossed both her pudao and the sword to Videl, who nimbly caught them.
"Return my sword" Maxima demanded. Maxima charged Chi Chi and appeared to run right through her, turned and charged again with the same effect. "A true warrior wouldn't need a sword for this but you remind me more of a spoiled child who wasn't spanked often enough," she mocked. Maxima cut loose with a blast of psychic energy. Chi Chi appeared to move in slow motion as she opened her mouth and a powerful kiai came out of her stopping it before it hit her. Chi Chi then appeared vanish but appeared again with a right cross. Maxima flew backwards leaving a trench where she landed. She quickly jumped up as Chi Chi flew up on her catching Chi Chi with an upper cut that set her on her back Chi Chi sprang to her feet and it was on. Chi Chi rolled to avoid a kick but countered with a sweep. Maxima hit the ground, grabbed an ankle and Chi Chi came down but bounced back up to set Maxima on her back with another blow. Chi Chi saw a flicker out of the corner of her eye but before she could respond she was hit by a large red headed woman who then picked her up like rag doll shook her and tossed her into a hillside where Chi Chi cut her own personal crater. Superboy gasped, "Knockout," he said. "Who?" Yamcha asked. "Evil ex-girlfriend. Tried to get me to go to the dark side," said Superboy. "Also an inhabitant of Apokolips and a former Female Fury, probably their strongest, most vicious and deadly fighter," he finished. "So you looked like you were in trouble there," Knockout said to Maxima. "I was handling her," Maxima responded. "However I still thank you," she said rubbing her jaw. The Z warriors were surprised and dismayed by the unexpected attack, they were so focused on the fight that much to their chagrin Knockout surprised them. Everyone was busy kicking themselves for being caught off guard when Goku piped up, "Has anyone seen Videl?" When Chi Chi was flung into the hillside Videl yelled out "Mom!" then flew into the crater there she found Chi Chi climbing out of her crater.
"Kachan" she whispered "Do you need a senzu bean?" "After THAT? Are you kidding?" Chi Chi asked "The only thing I need is a certain red head to pound on" she growled "No, leave her to me" Videl growled "Calm down. She's strong, you won't win if you're angry" Chi Chi said "I'm not angry. It's righteous indignation" Videl replied with a slight giggle. Chi Chi laughed.
Knockout and Maxima were still discussing, Knockout was on the run and wanted asylum on Maxima's world meanwhile the leaguers were getting ready to take them down and wondering why the Z warriors weren't concerned. Superman flew down and confronted Goku and Gohan "You don't appear to be concerned," he declared. "Nope," Goku smiled. "Can't you feel it ?" "I feel something," Raven stated "It's Chi Chi and she's angry," Goku laughed.
At that point the top of the hill blew out and Chi Chi and Videl flew out of it in what Wonder Woman rightfully called "Angry war goddess mode." Knockout lunged at Chi Chi, who merely slid under her punch. Videl, unseen behind Chi Chi, flew in and slammed her fist into Knockout, sending her reeling, then followed with a roundhouse kick. Chi Chi then pounced on Maxima and began to give her the beat down of a lifetime. Videl was nimbly ducking and dodging Knockout's attacks, weaving between her blows to exploit her weak points. Seeing an opening, she grabbed Knockout and, allowing for balance, took her down and landed 2 solid blows to the chin. The whole time the chibis had gone ballistic, jumping up and down yelling "Go Neechan" (Go Mom in M. Goku's case) and "hit her again." Goku was standing next to the leaguers openly admiring Chi Chi in all her war goddess glory. "Watch this," he said. Chi Chi had grabbed Maxima head butted her then put her into a wrist lock kicking her with repeated body blows the last one lifted her off her feet then while airborne Chi Chi let her go and hit her so hard with a punch she spun around and fell unconscious, Chi Chi standing in a combat stance that caught Batman's attention. "Isn't she beautiful?" Goku smiled Knockout was quickly realizing she was in over her head. She was dishing out her strongest blows! This little pip squeak should be dead, but instead she was not only up, but had given knockout several repeated bell ringing kicks to the head. Suddenly, as though Videl was done with her, she glowed brightly and they were enveloped in some kind of elemental force. Superboy thought he saw knockout try to flee but a little glowing human grabbed her and she was dragged back into the maelstrom. Chi Chi flew into this, when she got there Knockout had Videl in a bear hug but it only got her in range for several repeated head butts. When she let go Videl hit her so hard she went airborne and before she could recover, Videl flew up and piledrived her into the beach. Chi Chi and Videl flew onto the beach. Maxima. saw them coming down and fell on her face, hoping for some mercy. Chi Chi walked towards her, grabbed her by her cape, and effortlessly drug her to Lois Lane. Maxima looked up at Lois then at Chi Chi who raised an eyebrow. Maxima made her expected apology to Lois who graciously accepted. As she got up to leave, Chi Chi once again snagged her by her cape wrapped her up like a burrito flew up sat on the nose of the Javelin and proceeded to spank Maxima, when she was done she simply unfurled the cape and Maxima fell where she ran and stood by the ships' entrances, next to an unconscious Knockout.
"Well, I'm ready to go, how about you?" Chi Chi asked cheerfully, landing next to the JL and Z Senshi.
"Dude!" Beast Boy exclaimed "You just took down MAXIMA!" "Yeah, umm" she shrugged slightly "She wasn't that strong" "WHAT!" the entire Justice League gasped. Lois Lane sighed.
"I knew it was going to be a long day" she said. She turned to Superman and he was instantly on edge. She was giving him puppy dog eyes.
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase" she said. He gave a mix of a moan and a sigh.
"What is it?" he asked "I want to go with you to the satellite to get more interviews" she said. He winced. Batman was going to be mad at him.
"Alright" he sighed. She grinned in triumph.
"Thank you" she said gleefully "Likes her" Yamcha sneezed "A lot" Krillin coughed "Whipped" came a sneeze. They jumped and turned to see a smirking Vegeta, then broke down into laughter. Someone cleared their throat, and Vegeta turned to see a glaring Bulma. He grumbled but walked away.
"Whipped" Both Krillin and Yamcha sneezed. He glared at them, but they merely burst into laughter. He'd probably kill them later, but it was FUNNY now.
"Let's go" Batman said. At the sight of Lois Lane boarding a javelin, his eyes narrowed, and his lips pursed. It had Superman all over it.
"Well, I guess this is good-bye" Wonder Girl said with a sigh to the chibi in her arms "But I do not want them to go!" Starfire cried, shaking her head and scooping up a dismayed M. Goku and Goten "Trunks, help, can't, breathe" Goten gasped out "Come with us, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeee" Marron begged Wonder Girl Listen to her a voice whispered. Wonder Girl looked around slightly, then down at the chibi. Her mind was made up.
"I'm going with you" Wonder Girl said, marching passed Batman. Batman shook his head, but wasn't going to stop her. He'd been on the receiving end on one of her glares before.
"I wanna go too" Kid Flash said "I wanna hang out with these guys, maybe they'll start rubbing off on me" "And I wanna learn how to fly!" Robin said determinedly "Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please" Impulse was running in circles around Flash. He groaned "Fine, you can all go, but I'm riding in the other ship!" he said. A collective cheer rose from the group.
"We can put Superman in their Javelin, right next to Impulse" Batman said "Well, let's go!" Goku said cheerfully. As they piled into the Javelins, it was specially noted that Maxima had a cushion between her and the seat, though it wasn't quite soft enough, as she still winced at the contact. Goten and Gohan both winced. They knew EXACTLY what she was going through. And so, the two Javelins filled to the brim with passengers took off into the sky
"We're here!" Goku exclaimed excitedly "Finally" Vegeta grumbled "That slug bus of Bulma's is faster than this thing" "This place is so cool!" Goten yelled "Yeah, I wonder what kinds of cool gadgets they have" Trunks said "And I bet they've got lots of food" M. Goku said as they unloaded from the Javelin "Don't touch anything" Batman said "That goes for all of you, especially you" he pointed at Lois Lane. She huffed indignantly.
"What would I have to gain from touching anything?" she asked. Batman's eyes narrowed.
"Plenty" they glared at each other "Alright then, good feeling's leaving, moving on!" Flash said "How about I" "Someone is waiting for you" a transparent green figure floated down through the ceiling "WOW! Cool!" the chibis exclaimed, circling around him as he became solid "How'd you do that?" "That's so cool!" "Can I learn to do that?" "If I could do that, we could finally pull off operation 'What's it'" Trunks said. Goten's eyes gleamed.
"Yeah, that would be awesome!" he said. The figure looked down at them with a smile tugging at his lips, catching stray thoughts of impish mischief from them. His attention returned to the Z Senshi. Goku waved, walking up to him.
"Hi, I'm Goku" he greeted "I am known as the Martian Manhunter" "Wow!" Goku said "Are you a bounty hunter?" he asked. The Martian shook his head.
"No" "You said someone is waiting for us?" Superman asked, stepping up. He nodded.
"This way, follow me"
BM: And that's that chapter, pretty cool huh?
JJ: Yay! Chi Chi kicked her butt, Videl kicked her butt, they no comin' back no more, they no coming back no more
BM: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
JJ: sings remember to review! Remember to review!