An ADJL fanfic inspired by Die hard. I will include a quote from any three of the die hard movies in each chapter. See if you can spot it. I reckon Jake will make a great substitute for John Mclean, especially with all the smart ass comments. The first two chapters are a short prelude to get you into the story. The real thing starts in Chapter 3

This is just a bit of fun while I take a break from writing bloody horror stories. Flame all you want, I enjoy it (I need a good laugh).

Ch1-The Robbery

A tall blonde haired man walked up the ramp of the 23rd Street Bank. He wore dark sunglasses and was carrying a brown briefcase.

He approached one of the two security guards. "Nice to see that you have ramp access for wheelchairs" He said with a German accent. "You shall soon see why it is better to have stairs" he continued. He then smiled and walked through the double doors into the bank.

There was a row of tellers on one side. On the other side there was a balcony overlooking the main floor. Up there were the safety deposit boxes. There were stairs leading up to them and stairs leading down into the basement, where the volt was. There were two security guards up on the balcony that looked down upon the main floor. There were another two security guards on the main floor.

The man took out a cigarette and lit it up. 'There are six guards in total' he thought to himself. 'This will be very easy'.

A black car with tinted windows pulled up outside and two men dressed in black suits with sunglasses stepped out. They began walking up the ramp.

Behind them, a large removal truck pulled up for a second. Suddenly it turned and started to back up at high speed up the ramp. Before the two guards at the door could do anything the two men in black grabbed them and knocked them out. The back of the removal truck went crashing through the double door and came to a halt.

While this was happening, two other guys had snuck up to the top floor and knocked out the two guards up there. The two on the main floor were the only ones who were armed. They began to draw their weapons and run towards the removalist van but suddenly the back opened and six other guys with Uzis charged out. They pointed their Uzis at the two guards. The two guards had no choice but to drop their weapons and hold their hands up. A large man with blonde hair then kicked the guards weapons away and tied their hands behind their back.

The man with the briefcase pulled out a pistol and fired once into the air. Everyone fell to the ground. He walked over to the nearest person a woman in her mid thirties, picked her up and held her with his pistol to her temple.

"I want you to listen carefully" He started, "There is a lot of money in your vault. I want the manager to open up the vault for me and several tellers are going to relocate its contents into the back of our truck, Understand?"

There was silence from everybody in the bank. The hostage started to breath heavily. The briefcase man cocked the pistol. Finally the bank manager came out from behind the counter. He was very nervous but noticed with surprise that these men didn't seem to even try to cover up their identities, some of them were not even wearing dark sunglasses. They hadn't disabled any of the cameras either, and didn't seem to care if they pushed the alarm or not. Not that it mattered anyway because it just happened to be the day that the alarm was being fixed so it wasn't working.

The manager led several tellers into the Volt. 14 robbers also accompanied them down with large brown bags to put the money in. The bank was surprisingly quiet the only sound being when someone whispered something to someone else. The robber that remained on the main floor was the briefcase man. "My name is Wilhelm Schmidt" he commented loudly in his German accent. Just as he did that he let the hostage go. She immediately hit the deck, just like the other hostages. "If we all co-operate, no one gets hurt."

One of the hostages broke the silence by crying out "Please don't hurt us." Wilhelm just smiled and replied "I shall take that under advisement, thank you."

It took three trips for them to load the truck. Wilhelm knew that the police would be on their way. "I would like to thank you all for co-operating" he said when they had finished. The six that came out of the back of the truck climbed back into the back of the truck. Two of them got into the front seats and Wilhelm and the two men in black got into the parked car out the front. A hostage thought that they heard Wilhelm say "Good, we did not kill anybody" as he exited.

They left just as police sirens could be heard in the distance. They drove down the street with the black car in front, followed by the truck, they then turned down a side street and disappeared out of sight.

I guess the only things you need to know from this chapter is:

There are 15 bad guys

They prefer not to kill (Not to say they won't if the time comes)

They now have a lot of money

They plan things well

I based some of my terrorists from terrorists from the three die-hards.