Really Dumb Endings

These are some really dumb endings that my little brother and his little friend thought up. Read this and tell me how dumb this is, please! I wish I could put this in the dumb, little brother category.

Disclaimer: I don't own Squaresoft or the FF9 characters, or Barney (I hope I don't own Barney!)

1. Zidane and Vivi died. Dagger came and kissed Zidane. The End. (Do NOT ask)

2. Zidane and Vivi went to bed. (Don't think what I'm thinking! * shakes head *)

3. Zidane and Vivi moved their fingers. The End.

4. Cid and Vivi had cake. The REAL End. O.o

5. Zidane and Vivi said to have fun you guys and they had a heart attack. The End.

6. Zidane and Vivi took off their shirts and everyone saw that their stomachs were hairy. Dagger yelled, "Ahhhh! Get your shirts back on!"

7. (This one is thought up by one of my brother's friends. 6 years old for my brother's friend.) Zidane, Vivi. The End.

8. Quina said "Mmmmmm" after Zidane turns into a giant cake. Just before Quina ate him, he yelled, "Get away!" The End.

9. Eiko became the fattest person in the world! (Even fatter than Queen Brahne!) The … well, you know.

10. Freya never went to Burmecia. She lived anywhere BUT Burmecia.

11. Amarant had beaten the living crap out of every person that was from Dali. The … you know.

12. Steiner sang the Barney song! The End (Can't imagine that)

13. Puck jumped off the Grand Canyon. The End.

14. Everybody was in the time machine! Snicker The End.

15. Zidane said "Shut up!" The End. (Reminds me of a song)

16. Dagger had cake and Quina was in it. The End.

17. Freya slashed off Queen Brahne's 400 pounds of fat and the Queen won the beauty contest. (Dun Dun Dunnnn!)

18. Kuja is the one and only girly man! The End.

19. "There's too many Vivis!" Puck screamed.

20. Brahne is fat and ugly, fat and ugly, fat and ugly, did I tell she was fat and ugly?

21. Dagger fell flat on her face! Ha ha! The … End.

22. Kuja fell asleep and he drooled. The End.

23. Kuja asks me out for EJ and EJ says ye… Wait a MINUTE! This isn't supposed to be down! Grrrr… Scott!

Okay… this is the end on the really dumb ending list. Review and/or rate this.

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5.So dumb that you decided to dress up as a monkey who wears a dress and joins the circus! –smileytail2002