AN: hey! this was a fun chapter to write :) yes; it is completly random and way unreal but keep in mind that i am writing this at like 1:00 in the morning:) enjoy!
Chimps and Poisen Ivy #2- A bucketfull of Sledgehammers
OH MI GOSH! WHAT THE FRICKIN HECK? Ok; I was coming back from being outside when peeves flies out of a tapestry right at me. (It had gotten pretty late cause I had ended up watching the stars after getting tired of riding my broom.) so he flies out right in front of me and of course I shriek because I had no clue he was there! And of course it is just my luck that that he was carrying this huge bucket of water to dump on one of the teachers. I knew that I should have stayed in the common room watching James! Humph and apparently I scared him just as much as he scared me because he flew up about 5 feet and accidentally over turned the bucket right on me. Well, by that time I had pretty much figured that if I didn't start running, I would definitely be caught. But I was so mad at him for getting me soaking wet that I lost just about all the common sense that I had once possessed. And because I have beautiful bright red locks, I think that it's safe to assume that most of the time my temper matches my hair.
So anywho, I start screaming at peeves (the usual of course; such as: GET BACK HERE PEEVES! I AM SO GONA BLOODY KILL YOU! Well, you know the drill) and of course he starts the usual also. (STUDENT OUT OF BED! STUDENT OUT OF BED!) While speeding down the corridor and around the corner, out of sight. So while I'm standing there, huffing and puffing from screaming so loudly, I come to my senses and dart of in the opposite direction. (The room of requirement was right in the next corridor.) So I'm home free right? WRONG!
Suddenly, my entire soaking wet body is pitched to the side and pushed into a broom closet by the unknown. And I'm not kidding when I say the unknown; there was no one there! And then while I'm lying on this dirty broom closet floor, (next to a bunch of mops no less!) this humungous, REALLY heavy object lands right on top of me. (I know; it's really not my day is it?)
Well; at first I thought that this really heavy object might be, like a bucket full of sledgehammers or something (hey; it could happen!) but then I notice that this bucket full of sledgehammers is breathing. Ok; not a good sign! So of course I scream as loudly as I could. (You would have too!) But then this HAND flies out of nowhere and clamps over my mouth A HAND! Hands do not just come out of nowhere! So now, not only are my lungs being squished by a breathing bucket full of sledgehammers, but my mouth is squished shut by a mobile hand. And of course by now I am practically hyperventilating (don't laugh!) and it is not smart to hyperventilate when you can only breath through your nose! Even though I love my nose and it is perfect in size and proportion, sometimes you just wish that you had a big nose! Now was one of those times!
Oh darn. I accidentally knocked over my candle and it appears to have landed on Arebella's bed. I better go salvage it before she catches fire. I promise I'll finish the story tomorrow though!
Always,
The large nose wannabee Lily Evans