Why aren't there any reviews! I'm typing with my head as it's banging against the keyboard. This should be sad and I'm going nuts, so time for a tear.
I got out of his urine filled suitcase as he got out the car at Car Park Chilmore. And this just in, I got a review and am dancing randomly around the room.
Back to the story. I got into a door by door bread seller job for 1 day to be near the Baudelaires. I reached the Over Cliff Cottage (super scared screamer Aunt Josephine's house) to see her start to jump out the window. What a sham by Captain Sham. Good huh? Anyway, I said "push me and a stool out the window and make grammatical errors in the will to say a message of where you're going".
Confused of why I'd risk my own life for hers, she pushed me out with a stool and I used stone skipper use 307, life saver fall. I lived, but hovered over a leach filled abyss with my life-saving stone skipper 3000, 6 loafs of bread and a surfboard.
When the Baudelaires came to the sailboat renting site, the hurricane took me to the waters on my surfboard. I ate the bread to draw the leaches to me and save the Baudelaires for 6 hours.
After 2, the Baudelaires were safe and I went to end my Job, across the lake. Oops. I entered Hurricane Herman and checked my board was the double function one. Lucky me. And use 2 is shooting off of solid objects.
I never thought I'd be happy to be near leaches, but they let me fire myself out of the hurricane. The bread was digested and lost at sea. The rest was chance except the master of sham and smell, Captain Sham. I told him, hoping that everyone important lived. He let an extra live, him.
Off to wherever I was going next. I got rid of the manure in the suitcase so I was able to live in the already smelly suitcase for a while.