More FF9 endings to soothe your soul

This story is becoming a hit! I hope. As for the almighty disclaimer, I don't own anything in this story except my wonderful idea! Now, on to the dumb endings.

1. Zidane and Vivi had pizza. The End.

2. Everybody jumped! The End.

3. "I like eggs," Eiko said. The End.

4. Freya jumped onto a fan! The End.

5. Quina actually ate Terra! The End.

6. Amarant decide to beat up people only with yarn hair.

7. Garnet went to a fair and all she did was go on the kiddy rides.

8. Quina wrote a 735 page book without any grammatical errors and it is about the skeletal system. (Whoa! Too many big words!)

9. Steiner went into an ocean with his rusty armor! The End.

10. Vivi dissolved his food! The End.

11. Zidane used his tail for a fishing pole! The End.

12. Freya was on who wants to be a Millionaire and she won! The End.

13. Steiner cleaned his armor! The End.

14. Lindblum needed a tooth fairy and Amarant signed up to be it! The End.

15. Vivi went from good to a CRAZY CHAINSAW-BEARING MANIAC! AAAAAHHHH! The End.

16. Dagger lost to Eiko in a beauty pageant! (Dun dun dunnnn!)

Now rate/review on how dumb this is. I go back to school on Monday because my vacation ends this week! So my friend Jessica is going to help me on some ratings. So rate with the old ratings! Sunday is my basketball banquet. Yaaay! Oh yeah! You should read my other story the Dumbest Adventure for Cloud. My friends liked it!