I think I'll do 2 every once in a while, even thirteen with my personal adventures making Olaf's plans to kill me.
I went to be a blind beggar with a cup for spare change. All I remember are the words 'Lucky' and 'Inordinate'.
Then I saw the mill instead of Dr Orwell and the optician. Dazed and confused, well, more dazed and confused than when the coconut hit my head, I took four steps towards the street.
This chapter is short because Olaf took me to the hospital when the van went off me.