due to popular demand; here is a new chapter! hope everyone likes it! and i'll try to keep adding chapters :) i promise! luv you guys!

drumr girl

Chapter 5

Or in which we trip.

Transfiguration is a dog, man! And so is that evil hag that teaches it. Wait. Hold up. Does anyone understand that phrase? I know I don't! Are they criticizing dongs? Now that's just uncalled for! But anyway…back to that evil hag McGonagall.

I got a T on my transfiguration test today. (Try saying that 5 times fast!) A T! FOR TROLL! What is up with that? I don't get T's! It just doesn't happen!

McGonagall says that I need to find a tutor. A TUTOR! Lily Evens does NOT need tutors! SHE is the one doing the tutoring!

Ok. I'm better now. But it seriously does suck. Like; a lot. Now I have to find someone to tutor me. Bla. Well I should probably go get started on that. What am I supposed to do? Post a flyer!

LOOKING FOR TRANSFIGURATION TUTOR.

Lily Evans.

You might as well put one of those big flashing signs over my head!

Ha. Ya right. Maybe I should just walk through the halls and scream bloody murder. The first person who comes to help me gets the position. Hey; I kind of like that idea! Be back in a bit!

Back again.

Wow. Just wow. Never; I mean never; scream bloody murder unless you are being raped by Voldie himself. I am now lying in bed, embarrassed to the core, and VERY sore. From a fall down the stairs. I know. It's bad.

Due to my bad luck, guess who answered my screams? Yup. James. And of course I realized what a bad idea that was AFTER the hot guy comes to rescue me! Why didn't someone STOP me?

"What? What's happened?" James comes up with his wand brandished. I look bored but still amazed by his hotness.

I sigh. "Nothing James."

"But didn't you just scream?"

"Yes. I need a tutor."

"Wait. What?"

"I need a tutor so I screamed"

"You screamed because you need a tutor?"

"No. I screamed because I need to find a tutor."

"Oh. I see." He still looked completely confused. But after about 4 seconds comprehension dawned on his face. Not good!

"Well I have to get on that I guess. Don't want to miss all the good ones." I wanted to get out of their as soon as possible.

"Hold up lily. You need a tutor?" he looked like he was about to explode from trying to keep his laughter in.

"Yes." I said dryly. "In transfiguration."

"Oh" was all he said. "Excuse me for a moment will you Lils?" he then turned around and proceeded to laugh his head off quite silently. At least he didn't laugh to my face.

But by then I was quite mad at both James and myself. More at James though. For being such an insensitive git. And at me for being just a plain idiot. So I then walked as fast as possible without running to the nearest staircase. I needed to escape.

"Lily! Wait!"

I kept walking.

"Lily! Come on! I wasn't laughing at you! I was laughing with you!"

He had somehow jumped in front of me so I had to stop. I put my hands on my hips.

"James." I said warningly. "I wasn't laughing."

"A very minor detail!"

BY then I was more than ready for the conversation to be over. I tried going around him but he did that weird move from side-to-side thing so that I couldn't get past. Finally I snapped. Hey! It's been a very stressful day!

"James; you are getting on my last nerve!" and then I pushed him down the stairs. Yes! I know how bad it sounds! But you should have seen his face! He was so smug. If I hadn't been so angry I would have noticed how hot he looked while he was smirking.

Right before he flew backwards he got this horrified "I can't believe you just pushed me down the stairs" look. It was quite amusing. Let me tell you that I felt much better after he gave me that look. does victory dance YES! GIRL POWER! I AM SOOOOO IN CONTROL! dances even crazier ok; so that's no exactly me in control; but come on! Who can say they pushed The Hot James Potter down a flight of stairs?

But anyway; I watched him for a few seconds as he lay there at the bottom before it registered that he might actually be hurt! Ack! What if he broke his arm or his leg or even his head? gasp! what if he couldn't play quiditch this Saturday? I would have a herd of angry quiditch fanatics after me! And an even angrier pack of wild The Hot James Potter Fan Club members chasing me! That's even worse than quiditch fanatics!

So of course I started galloping down the stairs.

"Are you ok? Oh my gosh James! I'm so sorry!"

And, again due to my horrible, awful, obscene, rotten luck, I tripped and FLEW over the last 4 steps and landed RIGHT ON TOP of him. How crazy is that? I mean, what are the odds of me landing directly on top of him?

He groaned and I rolled off of him. We were so close that our noses almost touched. shivers

"His lily" he said.

Wow. I'm not sure if he's ever been more beautiful before. But maybe that's the wrong word. Breathtaking. Ya. That's good.

"Miss. evens! Mr. Potter! What on earth is going on here!"

Darn her and her cursed timing! I swear he was just about to kiss me!

We both jumped up and straightened our clothes. (I embarrassingly pulled down my skirt to a more appropriate level.)

And then I let James take the wheel. He was, of course; the expert.

"I was helping lily study for transfiguration."

Why did I let him take the wheel again? I thought he was and EXPERT at excuses!"

"On the floor?" she asked suspiciously.

"No. no of course not. We were practicing on the staircase and we tripped! Ya; we tripped!"

I could have slapped him. Or pushed him down another flight of stairs.

"Well, I'll see you both at dinner then."

Yes! She didn't give us detention! I meant of course James is brilliant and wonderful! Go me for keeping my big mouth shut! I grinned at him. He grinned back.

And the rest, they say, is history. James and I rode of towards the sunset on his valiant steed and we would never have to face the evil hag ever again; while living happily ever after of course.

But really. We walked back to the common room and flirted occasionally. I only tripped once! Oh- And I resisted the urge to accidentally push him down another flight of stairs. (Landing directly on top of him again was almost too tempting!)

Luv,

The girl who pushed The Hot James Potter down a very long flight of stairs.