Never Fear, New Chapter is Here! (And some with a quest into other games)
Sorry for the delay, but here it is! Yeah! I also have 23 reviews for this dumb story. Thank you, people! (Except for the flamer)
1. Choco won the basketball tournament against the FF9 characters. The End.
2. Mene became a monster moogle and fried the FF9 crew. The End.
3. Zidane tried writing a letter to all his friends with his left hand (A/N: I'm left-handed), but wrote just scribbles. The End.
4. Vivi visited Eiko one day and was talking Antartic to her. (If your thinking that Antartic is a language, I think it's not)
5. Garnet became a whore and did the wild thang with every person that came along her way (including girls and old people!). The End
6. Freya decided to give up her duties as a dragoon part time and decided to work as a part time criminal. The End.
7. (A/n: Sorry about the next part!) Dagger died of hallucinations, Zidane died of a disease that only affects monkeys, and Dagger's number 1 whore person died of both. The End.
8. Eiko, Freya, Vivi, and Zidane ran into the wrong game and ended up fighting Michael, the most powerful dragon in The Legend of Dragoon. Uhhh Ohhhh... The End.
9. The same characters AGAIN unmistakenly (however it is spelled) went to FF2 (or 4) and were falling in the crashing Big Whale and the ship exploded. The... oh crap! I've been hit with a chunk!
10. The same exact characters went into FF6 after three months of amnesia and ended up fighting Kefka and his baddies. ...Only problem is that Kefka is 1000 times stronger than in the game. Oh no.
11. The same character went into FF7 with a lot of pain and were almost killed by Sephiroth. The End
12. After an eternity and time stopping pills recovery, Eiko thought a drumstick was a flute and she blew on it and passed out. The End.
13. Freya and Garnet gave all the guys a punishment of stripping on a cold day in Afganistan, in a gay bar, AND in front of Osama Bin Laden. The End.
14. The OTHER way around in number 13!