Outside the bank, I saw a piece of paper with towns, villages and cities including the Village of Fowl Devotees. They had to be there. What could it hurt? I've been there before I had my Stone Skipper 3000 in my pocket.
No-one told me I wasn't allowed my mechanical device in the Village of Fowl Devotees. I got told to take it out the village by an old guy in the street. I'd never leave my Stone Skipper somewhere because of its 824 uses.
I used use 823, ace speed getaway, to reach the Baudelaires and I hid in mechanical devices. He left tacos in his kitchen and I ate them.
I savoured every bite. I also took his meatballs, raviolis, carrots, bananas, potatoes, tacos with 3 pots of salsa, sandwiches mixes and bread to last for days and bags of heat only spag-bol.
They came for the air-balloon which I was on. No time to get off. I was on the area with cranberries.
In the air, the cranberries got shot, along with the area below my hand.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND" I cried so loud, France heard me at full volume.
The others in the Village of Fowl Devotees were too preoccupied to notice me scream. I fell and got on a van going to the hospital.
Took a long time to cure my hand.