Chapter I Don't Know But it Has to do With Dumbness!
Hey! I'm sorry that last chapter was such a bore but my tests (MEA- Maine Education Assessment ) that I took nearly left me brainless. It still might not be as good, but my tests will be finished Monday. You can help out by giving me ideas to post!
1. Eiko was crying because a rock and a wall cheated on her with each other. The End.
2. Dagger was trying to sell super secret star emotion lotion to everyone. The End.
3. Steiner ate a sweet smelling gystahl pickle and spat it out machine gun like at everyone. The End. (Remember? The worse they smell the better they taste.) The End.
4. Eiko threw a snowball at Amarant. The End.
5. Freya bopped Eiko in the head with the head of her spear after Eiko threw a snowball and pretty soon they were in a cat fight. The End.
6. Eiko did the same thing to a dog and they had a dog fight and after Eiko had 314 stitches. The End.
7. Quina was caught being a smart, geeky, pizza boy/girl. The End.
8. Dagger was caught kissing Fratley and Zidane and Freya had a double team fight. The End.
9. Amarant ate chicken- Kuja flavored. The End.
10. Vivi played with a mouse (computer) and accidentally burned some CD's (clue: I used Vivi in this). The End.
11. Vivi and Zidane blew on gel pens and accidentally sucked the ink in. The End.
12. Quina has a rubber pencil! The... zzzzzzzz... I'm up!
13. (to the tune of Old McDonald) Old 634 had a village. Eei-eei-oh! And in that village was a Vivi. Eei-eei-oh! With a burn, burn here, and a burn burn there. Here a fire, there a fire, everywhere a fire. Old 634 HAD a village. Eei-eei-ooohhh! The End.
14. Dagger and Zidane hated each other since that day... The End. (see #8 for complete details)
I guess I'm done this chapter. Remember to rate and no flames please!!! -smileytail2002