I kept on running until I ran into a pole. I fell down expressing my pain, or saying "owowowowowowowow" repeatedly. I saw a sign saying "Madame Lulu at the Caligari Carnival. Recent reviews: 0 (it didn't say recent reviews; I just didn't get any recently).
I saw a caravan with the lights on and went for advice on how to heal my hand. She thought I could act in her freak show.
"No. Well then, take some of my non-flammable oil, please. It will burn for 20 minutes a day, please, but you may only use it in the morning, please, at sunrise under my (she went into a whisper) archival library, please. "
Dumbstruck at her idea, I hid behind the Baudelaires. It's odd they didn't see or hear me. If they did, I'd get three decent people yelling at me. But they did not. And I did not use an apostrophe this time.
Each morning I spent there, I used the spray and went "owowowowowowowow" for 20 minutes. I worked, please. I'm mocking, please. Hehehe!
I ate some of my meatballs for dinner and put the leftover gravy in his engine instead of oil. Some dripped on my left wrist.
I got in the fortune tent after the show for a nap when it caught fire, both the tent and my hand. At the speed of 934mph, I ran up the Mortmain Mountains.
Engraved in the ice was "Mortmain Mountains. Please drop a review sometimes." Obey this sign! Please.