Chapter 13: Ahhhhhhhh!

Hey! Well I kind of know that this story is getting a bit dull and a little sick, but I'm trying to make it up using this chapter. So here it is!

1. "They're 16 counties in our state. They're Cumberland and Franklin. Piscataquis and Somerset...," Zidane blabbed on and on and became a nerd. The End.

2. "Ahhh! A white room! I'm whiting out!" Dagger screamed. The End.

3. Now Dagger painted herself white and yelled, "I'm part of the room! Yes! Oh yeah! Who's the Queen, baby, whose the Queen?" Err... The End?

4. "The drink that's beats the others cold, Pepsi's got the taste. (AN: I don't know the rest of the commercial, the one that has the 1960's Britney Spears in it.)," Freya sang, ending with holding a Pepsi bottle and winks. The End. (Just think about-and picture it!)

5. Eiko fell off a ladder and has 11,785 years of bad luck. The End.

6. Quina screamed like a frog when he/she was near a 1,042,489,999,989,724,582 watt stereo when the music blared.

7. Zidane bought a sword that was similar to Cloud Strife's and accidentally cut Kuja in half when he was nice. The END.

8. Freya and Eiko came along a copier and were playing with it (just Eiko) until Vivi tripped and copied 1,000,000 pictures of himself. I wonder if those would sell for 1,000,000 gil each? The End.

9. Zidane had bought a spatula and a pan and yelled, "I'm the new knight of Alexandria! Face my spatula if you dare!" The End.

10. When Vivi went on King Ed plains, King Edgar showed up from FF6 and yelled, "These are my plains! How'd it get into this stupid game! (following with Vivi yelling, "Hey!") These plains is what attracts women! Now get out of flirting plains!" The End.

11. A venus fly trap ate Quina! The End.

12. A ruby dragon from FF8 picked up Balamb Garden and hit the FF9 crew, injuring both the FF9 crew and FF8 crew. The End.

13. Amarant thought the sap from maple trees was the tree's pee. The End.

14. Eiko wondered how come Freya was in jail for two days. Reason- Freya's actually 20 years 364 1/4 days, 32 sec. 56 milliseconds. The End.

I'm done this chapter so now you can rate or review! Yeah!