Chapter Err...um...Ah Well, Who really Cares?

Well, I'm back for another chapter and it may be stupid. If it's just dumb, well that what I intended it to be!

1. (This one I thought of is from FF7) After Aeris died Mike actually thought of a speech because he knew she would die. Now he's glad he does not have a stalker. The End.

2. Fratley pushed Freya in a pool of mud! The End.

3. Dagger licked a lollipop. The End.

4. The Eiko jumped over the moon! Wellll...kind of. Let's say Amarant helped... The End.

5. The 1,000,002 Hilda Garde (read chapter three) crashed into Zidane. The End.

6. Zidane ate broccoli. The End.

7. Quina ate a nuclear missile. *Ka-Boom!!!!* Hmm... The End.

8. Freya jumped...and fell into a nearby garbage dump. The End.

9. Zidane rode a snowmobile at 103 mph and went right through a pile of snow and went over a cliff which on the ground was a bunch of evil moogles holding a meeting for plans about world domination.

10. The moogles held Zidane hostage. The End.

11. "Mmm...man!" Eiko said. The End.

12. Pooh Bear was the leader of the moogles and he'd only let Zidane go if he would bring the bear honey. The End.

13. The chicken crossed the road because of who else? Quina! The End.

Sorry people, but these are all the ideas I have at this moment but I'll try to think up more with the help of Zamber Tigertail.