Chapter 19: It Doesn't Really Need a Chapter Name, Does it?

Hey guys, I'm back for a new chapter since the writing of my new story Kuja's Taking Over FF7! It doesn't mean that I'm going to quit here. Well here goes...

1. Since Cid couldn't come, Vivi had cake with Quina. The End.

2. An anvil hit Cid's head for not eating cake with Vivi. The End. (Bad Cid!)

3.Quina thought Zidane's tail was a huge gummy worm that was furry... The End.

4. "Ahh! The evil stapler of doom is taking over my love letter!" Eiko screamed. The End.

5. Eiko made a voodoo doll of Dagger and she had fun with it... until a dog came and chewed it up! The End.

6. Beatrix kicked butt... Beatrix style! The End.

7. After the "stapler of doom" posted Eiko's love letter on the notice board in Alexandria, the stapler (now known as Staples) posted Eiko with the letter! The End.

8. "You can kiss my butt goodbye!" Dagger yelled. Then her butt disappeared. The End.

9. Super monkey came to Alexandria! The End. (You know who...)

10. Freya had target practice with a gun for the first time; Target: Brahne. The End.

11. The winter left Alexandrian soldiers poor and hungry so they chopped up Brahne and had her to eat for the next 3 years. The End.

12. The voodoo doll of Dagger made Dagger do the moonwalk Michael Jackson style and the I-have-to-go-to-the-bathroom-bad-so-hurry dance. The End.

13. There once was a Brahne in the window, the one with the big fat butt! There once was a Brahne in the window, I do hope the missile hits the slut! The End.

14. The eensy, weensy Quina ate up the water spout. Down came the people and hit the Quina out! Out came the spider that Quina had eaten and the Quina ran away so it won't get beaten, The End.

Okay, I'm done here but I have a new rating system!

1. So smart it's genius

2. Smart

3. A little on the dumb side

4. Dumb

5. So dumb that you paste a tail to your butt, rabbit paws to your hands and feet, and a Power Ranger's mask to your face, and you join the traveling circus, and scream, "It's a beautiful day and I love Mickey Mouse!"