Chapter I Forgot

Okay I'm back with some new dumb endings with the help of my new friend, Zamber Tigertail. The ones with an asterisk.

* 1. Zidane and Freya argued over the correct pronunciation of Vivi's name. The End.

2. Then again, they argued who's tail is better. The End.

* 3. Quan came back to life and ate Vivi, just like he wanted to. The End. (Nooooowwww he's tall enough)

4. Quan wanted Vivi for a full course meal, not an bite-size Oreo cookie. The End.

* 5. Bahamut destroyed Alexandria again. The End.

6. Then Quina became homicidal and killed Alexandria again by eating it. The End.

7. Bahamut destroyed Alexandria again...but, there was no more Alexandria because of Quina the Eata. The End.

* 8. Dagger went into debt from repairing the city. (But there's still no Alexandria!) The End.

* 9. Vivi and Eiko made fun of each other's names. The End. (I think is sounds like Veevee)

* 10. Because of his tail, Zidane was put in a zoo. The End.

11. Then he was put on Ripley's Believe or Not! as a mutated monkey. The End.

12. Steiner's armor rusted to the point where it stuck on him forever and was also put on Ripley's Believe or Not! (I had to change it a little Zmaber and this would be classified as mine and hers) The End.

13. Amarant wore overalls. The End.

This is it so far and I'm going to put some of your ideas in each chapter. Well, see you guys next chapter!