Chapter (Insert Chapter # Here): The Conquer the Stupid!!
Ahh, finally! At first I was gonna delete this but I thought of some more while in my extremely boring classes. Yeah I know, the last time I posted this story was like, a zillion years ago. Anyway, here are some more.
1. Garnet married a chocobo named Wark. The End.
2. Zidane now lives in the zoo. The End.
3. Eiko died of pep pills! The End.
4. Forget that!!! Selphie died of pep pill overdose! (sorry Selphie fans!)
5. Kuja can't get the Kefka laugh! But I did! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...Ahem, The End.
6. Freya now does the loopy dance with Vivi and Amarant in the middle of the street! ...uh, The End?
7. Queen Brahne rose from the dead and had gotten impaled by the huge now broken sword on Alexandria! The End.
8. At the end Garnet married Quina and Zidane married Eiko! Now how do you like that for the secret ending when you have Cinna's hammer! Hehe...The End.
9. Quina now polishes Vivi's feet with his/her's tongue! Eww...the end.
10. Garnet tripped down the royal Alexandrian stairs running, falling through 3 floors, and breaking her nose. The End.
11. Steiner slashed at the Necron plush toy, thinking Necron's right there spying on him. The End.
12. Cinna, Marcus, and Blank form the invincible team, Zidane's Angels! (They even do that little pose like in Charlie's angels but Blank trips and falls causing everyone else to fall.) The...well, you ought to know.
Well, this is what I can only think of at the moment, until next year! Okay, maybe the next two weeks. By the way no one but Squaresoft owns Final Fantasy!