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M is for Methods
Roy x Ed
An idea mushed
together after reading several different drabbles. This is actually
quite old; something I randomly stumbled upon while searching through
my livejournal entries.
Edward was getting tired of waiting for the Colonel. For the past week, stacks of paperwork had been bombarded on him, forcing him to work overtime or face the wrath of Hawkeye's gun. There were many things Roy would go to for Ed, but facing a loaded gun pointed at his head wasn't one of them.
So Edward decided to take matters into his own hands.
Roy glanced at the blond suspiciously, who on a normal day would have stalked out of the room by now, too impatient to wait for him to finish. But there he was, lazing on the couch. Staring up at the ceiling with a blank face.
He had to be up to something. No doubt about it.
And true to his thought, within five minutes the blond stirred, before rising to his feet, stalking over to the Colonel's desk. "Aren't you done yet?"
Roy smirked. Still the same old Edward. "No, Fullmetal. I don't expect to be done for another couple hours. You may leave, if you wish."
Edward ignored this. "Why don't you stop for the night and leave? You've been practically spending the night here for a week, now."
"Tell that to Hawkeye, Fullmetal."
Edward scowled. "Coward. Ah well." Instead of leaving, however, he stayed in that spot for another few minutes.
Before, quite randomly, reaching over to grab the Colonel's shirt collar, pulling him quickly into a kiss.
One can only imagine what he whispered into the startled man's ear, but whatever it was certainly made him leave in a hurry.